Like fucking loser Hitler hiding in his bunker. Vote Blue!
Whatever his “closing arguments” are, according to polls, they seem to be working for some reason.
Huh. I guess he is Christian after all. Because according to the bible that’s basically God’s stance too.
Those damn Made in China bibles.
They’re just both narcissists.
Christians, Trump or God?
Yes
right back atcha fucking shitstain. get on that
Why am I not surprised this was not The Onion…
Sigh.
Thank you for posting a non-paywalled link! 👏
Also he wants to get his little hands all over Arnold’s Palmer.
Well, no. California will be forced to use its own tax dollars to fight fires and whatnot instead of sending that money to the federal pot to be doled out to the red states that hoover that shit up like a coke whore in a Columbian cartel wearhouse.
Yeah good luck to southeast states during hurricane season and Texas during Ted Cruz Cancun season
Fuck Ted Cruz.
please don’t. we don’t need that asswipe having children.
Too late.
Seconded
You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
I salute you, sir.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
‘…and even if you do bow to my dementia, well, I’ll let you die anyways’.
“Sounds great to me!” - a large percentage of Americans currently.
Trump voters do everything out of spite. They invent some really obviously stupid excuse to be mad at Democrats and use that as a justification to vote for Trump.
As long as he is hurting the “right people”…
That’s the MOST Pro Life thing I’ve ever Heard!
Unfortunately for us, his voters can’t read
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