Well, no. California will be forced to use its own tax dollars to fight fires and whatnot instead of sending that money to the federal pot to be doled out to the red states that hoover that shit up like a coke whore in a Columbian cartel wearhouse.
Yeah good luck to southeast states during hurricane season and Texas during Ted Cruz Cancun season
Fuck Ted Cruz.
please don’t. we don’t need that asswipe having children.
Too late.
Seconded
You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
I salute you, sir.
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
“Sounds great to me!” - a large percentage of Americans currently.
Trump voters do everything out of spite. They invent some really obviously stupid excuse to be mad at Democrats and use that as a justification to vote for Trump.
If it can’t have nice things, nobody can. Fuck the other people over as much as possible.
As long as he is hurting the “right people”…
Unfortunately for us, his voters can’t read
Sigh.
Thank you for posting a non-paywalled link! 👏
‘…and even if you do bow to my dementia, well, I’ll let you die anyways’.
This article made me feel sick inside.
Tbf, he’s known to have that effect on people.
That’s the MOST Pro Life thing I’ve ever Heard!
Huh. I guess he is Christian after all. Because according to the bible that’s basically God’s stance too.
They’re just both narcissists.
Christians, Trump or God?
Here, I enjoy the ambiguity the lack of oxford comma brings.
Yes
Those damn Made in China bibles.
Like fucking loser Hitler hiding in his bunker. Vote Blue!
Why am I not surprised this was not The Onion…
Also he wants to get his little hands all over Arnold’s Palmer.
right back atcha fucking shitstain. get on that
I’m recalling something about how terrible Hillary was - according to the Enlightened Centrists ™ and the thoroughly ensconced beltway “liberal media” - for saying something truthful about deplorables and how this lost her the election, nevermind Comey doing what he did to her, while saying nothing about donnie being under investigation…
I wonder what kind of bothsides the media will reach for to cover donnie doing this? Did Kamala “cackle”? Did Walz have some kind of dreamt-up “gaffe”?
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Whatever his “closing arguments” are, according to polls, they seem to be working for some reason.
