The editor-in-chief of The Verge posts a uniquely analytical, tech-site-minded endorsement of Kamala Harris.

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      82 months ago

      I know that he gets a bad rap for being an anti-vaxxer, but follow me on this TOTALLY reasonable logic:

      • Vaccines were originally made from cowpox in cows, hence the Latin cow root
      • Vaccines were first tested on random neighborhood kids
      • Anti-vaxxers claim they’re keeping kids safe
      • As a child, RFKJ spent much of his time hanging out in cow carcass piles
      • RFKJ has (barely) survived so far

      Obviously RFKJ is the perfect candidate for Secretary of Health. Vote for RFKJ! Vote for cow carcass piles for every child!

      \s, just in casies