• @[email protected]
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      1720 days ago

      Theseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!

      • @[email protected]
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        820 days ago

        oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!

          • palordrolap
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            220 days ago

            Massive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles.

            (In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)

        • @Semjaza
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          120 days ago

          That was after eloping from the second kidnapping/“rescue”.