• @[email protected]
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    1720 days ago

    Theseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!

    • @[email protected]
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      820 days ago

      oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!

        • palordrolap
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          220 days ago

          Massive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles.

          (In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)

      • @Semjaza
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        120 days ago

        That was after eloping from the second kidnapping/“rescue”.