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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•3 months agoTheseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•3 months agooh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•3 months agoYes! Something about her face really attracts boats for some reason!
minus-squarepalordrolaplinkfedilink2•3 months agoMassive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles. (In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)
Theseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!
oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!
Yes! Something about her face really attracts boats for some reason!
Massive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles.
(In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)
That was after eloping from the second kidnapping/“rescue”.