• @RedditRefugee69
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      19 hours ago

      Monkey’s Paw:

      He will be relentlessly pursued for any littering or parking offense he commits, but he has staff to do both for him so he’s never guilty of those.

    • lad
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      34 days ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he also trespassed the laws of physics. Luckily this is unlikely