Would you be more afraid to meet a bear in the forest late at night, or a woman?

  • @borf
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    27 hours ago

    Depends on the bear and the woman. If I’m choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear. If it’s a random 20 year old woman vs. a starving, pissed-off grizzly, gimme the coed.

    • @[email protected]
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      14 hours ago

      Would you be more afraid to meet a bear in the forest late at night, or a woman?

      If I’m choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear.

      NGL, it took me a moment to realize you were saying you would rather come across the bear in this situation, not that you would be more afraid of the bear.

      • @borf
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        24 hours ago

        smh this is what i get for posting stoned

      • @[email protected]
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        24 hours ago

        Do we get the context of ursine or big hairy gay guy or are we going in blind with that too?