@[email protected] to Ask [email protected] • 11 hours agoWhat are your favorite old-timey and historical insults and incredulous expressions?message-square16fedilinkarrow-up148
arrow-up148message-squareWhat are your favorite old-timey and historical insults and incredulous expressions?@[email protected] to Ask [email protected] • 11 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareBougieBirdielinkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-27 hours agoYou can get pretty good results by saying, “Well {verb} my {noun}!” It always ends up sounding quaint. It’s like the mad libs of incredulity Well kiss my grits! Well steam my hogs! Well string my banjo! Well iron my shirts! Well paint my deck! Well trash my patio! Well crash my harddrive! Well tear my pants!
You can get pretty good results by saying, “Well {verb} my {noun}!” It always ends up sounding quaint. It’s like the mad libs of incredulity
You get this for “well trash my patio”.