• @[email protected]
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    29 hours ago

    In brazil they just say government mandated shit like “talk to a doctor before buying meds” or “dont drink and drive” in lawyer speech

    • skulblaka
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      7 hours ago

      In America it’s more like, “Bazynga has been shown in the lab to treat bone cancer with a 100% success rate! Ask your doctor today if Bazynga is right for you!”

      ^sideeffectsofBazyngamayincludeheadachenauseaupsetstomachbonecancerorboneitis. ^InsomecasesBazyngamaymakeyourbonecancerworse. ^Stopuseandaskyourdoctorifyourlegscomeoff.

      • Bezier
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        Mine was for some quick loan company, with their spectacularly shit terms explained at the end. It was both the first and the last time I’ve seen these here, so I guess it didn’t take off.