• @[email protected]OP
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      2418 hours ago

      My wife and I were talking about this.

      Being a little dick - weak, shriveled, requires blood to harden

      Being a pussy - strong, elastic, can expel a baby.

      • Zeppo
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        68 hours ago

        As the line misattributed to Betty White goes,

        When someone calls you weak, they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

      • @[email protected]
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        1118 hours ago

        I actually did the same thing with a previous gf! We began using “flaccid penis” as an insult in place of pussy.
        It was good fun.

        • @Kuragi2
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          39 hours ago

          “limp dick” has been around for a while.

          Personally I prefer to divorce my insults from genital status entirely. They all kinda suck.