• @[email protected]OP
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    2418 hours ago

    My wife and I were talking about this.

    Being a little dick - weak, shriveled, requires blood to harden

    Being a pussy - strong, elastic, can expel a baby.

    • Zeppo
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      68 hours ago

      As the line misattributed to Betty White goes,

      When someone calls you weak, they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

    • @[email protected]
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      1117 hours ago

      I actually did the same thing with a previous gf! We began using “flaccid penis” as an insult in place of pussy.
      It was good fun.

      • @Kuragi2
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        39 hours ago

        “limp dick” has been around for a while.

        Personally I prefer to divorce my insults from genital status entirely. They all kinda suck.