• palordrolap
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    382 months ago

    The smaller coffee is an espresso.

    Earlier the smaller coffee was gurning, crazed, chewing pure caffeine pills, near foaming at the mouth.

    To comprehend the mental state of the caffeine pills themselves would melt our minds and send us insane.

    Ask not what they themselves consume.

    • Nougat
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      152 months ago

      The caffeine pills smoke meth out of the cutest little glass pipes.

    • @21Cabbage
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      2 months ago

      Here’s your neat thing for the day, a shot of espresso is ~60% the caffeine of a cup of coffee, just feels stronger mentally and culturally since it’s a shot.

      Edit: and dark coffee is weaker than light coffee since caffeine is sensitive to heat.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 months ago

        That little fact at the bottom still regularly blows people’s minds IME—yes trust me, the burnt tasting dark roast robusta you love has competitively fuck all caffeine in it compared to the interesting tasting light roast.

        • @21Cabbage
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          62 months ago

          I still prefer a dark roast myself, but yeah, trying to act macho about it is stupid.