• lime!
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    143 days ago

    i mean it’s mostly all metaphor and allegory, meant to teach you lessons rather than to act as a historical document.

    it’s like a book of fables for people who think animals are silly

      • lime!
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        32 days ago

        personally i am a fan of “keep your religion to yourself”, “don’t use the veil of the church as a means to make money”, “help those that others cast out, like sex workers”, “don’t engage in stereotype”, and “rich people go to hell”.

      • @[email protected]
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        83 days ago

        “Treat women and children like property. Always blame victims. Take slaves from neighboring countries, never your own.”

        Lots of great lessons in that holiest of books.

      • @leftzero
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        32 days ago

        it’s not cannibalism because the bread and wine still keep all their properties after turning into Jesus 🤓

        You could make a perfectly cromulent meringue out of human blood, and it’d have all the properties of a meringue made out of eggs (no, seriously, blood is effectively a one to one culinary equivalent of eggs, except for the taste and allergens)… but it’d still be made out of human blood. 🤷‍♂️

      • datendefekt
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        22 days ago

        It’s this kind of mental gymnastics that killed church for me. Jesus had a pretty decent moral framework set up, but people mangled into a bunch of hocus pocus.