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testeronious@lemmy.world to Software Gore@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Thank you Chase Bank

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Thank you Chase Bank

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testeronious@lemmy.world to Software Gore@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Christophe sounds cooler, anyway.

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      Every substitute teacher I ever had called me Christophe thanks to the school district’s character limit.

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        As a fellow Christophe, I too have seen this all my life.
        It’s comical that so many companies and systems just decided “No one will ever have a name longer than 10 characters, right?”

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          It’s wild considering it was one of the most popular names for a while. There were 3 other Christophe’s in my class at one point.

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          South Korea actually has a law that nobody can have names longer than 5 symbols since a traditional name is never longer than that and it’s all their systems are setup to handle.

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      Cristopher
      Christophr
      Christofer

      So many options, so few letters

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        Chrstphr as well

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          Malprctce, I was named after my uncle, he’s in insurance.

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      This immediately made me think of Frozen. That’s what having kids does to your brain.

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