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    • @[email protected]
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      767 months ago

      That is a downside. But on the upside, he’s immune to hanging.

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      7 months ago

      I’m up a lot earlier than usual and I’ve had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.

      • @[email protected]
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        7 months ago

        I think I can transalte: “How can he fold towels if he doesn’t have a chin?”

        Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.

        This is the best image I could quickly find -

        • AggressivelyPassive
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          197 months ago

          But why?

          Am I secretly a towel folding genius? I don’t see how that’s remotely required?

          • kamenLady.
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            7 months ago

            It’s usually blankets that are folded using the chin. Maybe they have gigantic towels.

          • @[email protected]
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            47 months ago

            Nah you probably just use momentum to whip it into the half-folded position. Do you also drape it over your knee?

            • @[email protected]
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              37 months ago

              You don’t need to use momentum, but I realized it might be impossible unless you’re tall enough.

          • @[email protected]
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            47 months ago

            Step 1: hold up by a short edge, fold vertically. (In half or thirds, your choice.) Step 2:tuck short edge under chin, reach down and grab edges at hip level. (For my body that’s dead center of the towel length, but I’m short. You might have to grab waist-high. Check in a mirror and from then on you can do it by feel.) Step 3: Let go with chin and raise center, creating a folded edge. Step 4: reach out over a surface, touch down the unfolded edges and lower the folded edge towards you until it’s halfway, then push the folded edge away and lower it atop the other edge.

            • @[email protected]
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              47 months ago

              Why do that at all instead of just… you know, folding it in half? Bonus points, if you’re tall and have the wingspan to literally just hold it open longways.

              • @[email protected]
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                27 months ago

                I have several towels to fold and put away each time so they at least have to be folded in half lengthwise and twice the other way to make a nice square stack. And I’m 5’1", having lost an inch from my younger height. I only use one towel a week myself but it’s not just me. Now, washcloths I do only fold in half. I used to do fourths, but it made two stacks, that took up the same space as one stack of single folds.

                It only takes me a few minutes to fold and put away two large loads of laundry, even when the cat helps. It’s one of the few household chores that’s actually satisfying instead of drudgery.

                I’m also good at folding fitted sheets into a nice tidy unwrinkled square despite the fact a queen sheet is well beyond my wingspan.

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  27 months ago

                  No one’s bringing up the missing inch?

                  Let’s send out a search party!

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                  Yeah, I think your height is the main reason to choose this convoluted (but functional) method. I’m not even tall by modern standards, only 6ft (183cm), but that’s still enough to fold a queen size bed sheet in quarters without having to hold it at a third point

          • @[email protected]
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            17 months ago

            Some people are slow, so they have to rely on friction rather than inertia to bend the towel.

        • @[email protected]
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          77 months ago

          I find this concept incomprehensible

          To fold towels, I hold them up, fold them hotdog, then let go and grab the middle. I guess you could lay them down and fold them that way

          Your image doesn’t load for me, but I can’t imagine how my chin could possibly come into play…

          • @[email protected]
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            37 months ago

            You have to hold the center with your chin so that you fold it straight

            I’m honestly not sure how you fold towels without it lol

            • @[email protected]
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              57 months ago

              I just tested how I told because I wasnt sure

              I grab two corners along the long edge and pinch with one hand, and slide my other hand along the length until it’s tight in the middle, then I just meet that to the corners in my other hand, then turn it to the side and fold in half

              No chin

              • @[email protected]
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                27 months ago

                I’m honestly impressed

                Also thank you for testing it lol I needed to know!

            • @[email protected]
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              37 months ago

              I’m so confused… You hold the long, floppy cloth perpendicular to gravity when you fold it?

    • @[email protected]
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      107 months ago

      I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.

      • @[email protected]
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        57 months ago

        I believe it. I’ve seen people who sleep on a bare mattress covered in mystery stains, with nothing but a blanket and a couch cushion.

        • @[email protected]
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          17 months ago

          Thank you for reminding me that’s a thing.

          Hey remember 2girls1cup?

          • @[email protected]
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            17 months ago

            Can’t relate cause I’ve gone out of my way to avoid seeing that video. Somehow I’ve managed to avoid seeing it for the 17 years it’s been around — literally half a lifetime ago for me — yet I haven’t even seen a screenshot (oh god I’m getting old).

            And it’s going to stay that way too, lol

  • Jo Miran
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    917 months ago

    If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

  • @[email protected]M
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    777 months ago

    Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

    • @RamblingPanda
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      517 months ago

      He shaved it off by accident :-(

      • The Assman
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        97 months ago

        That’s what you get when you buy Nickel Shave Club

        • @RamblingPanda
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          97 months ago

          Does he at least get his Nickelback?

          • The Assman
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            37 months ago

            Yeah but a guy comes and throws it at your forehead

  • The Snark Urge
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    577 months ago

    Never shave unless you’re certain you have a chin

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      i dunno if a severely balding head will look any better though.

      • The Snark Urge
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        17 months ago

        They could have made it a look, with a super chunky green turtleneck

  • @[email protected]
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    417 months ago

    Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

  • @RamblingPanda
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    347 months ago

    He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn’t a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.

    • Nougat
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      137 months ago

      An earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.

  • @[email protected]
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    287 months ago

    They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I’m Dr. Worm.

    • @[email protected]
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      47 months ago

      I’m interested in things. I’m not a real doctor, But I am a real worm, I am an actual worm. I live like a worm.

  • @[email protected]
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    277 months ago

    On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club