We’ve always called this “French Fry Syndrome” in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it’s painful as hell
??? Maybe don’t shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???
What are you the fries police?
Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫
Well you say that, but then there’s fries and one thing leads to another
Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.
Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass
What are you a fucking communist?
Our fries
Dude…
You remember the “poop knife” story from Reddit where the dude made a casual comment and then found out his family was weird as fuck? This is your poop knife moment.
How many of your family members can fit in an average sized row boat?
LMFAO not cool
Interesting. We call this “attempted suicide” in my family.
Or me the other day when I Inhaled my own spit in my otherwise empty mouth, sending me into a coughing fit, which made everyone around me look at me like I had COVID instead of just having an inability to function at a basic level.
I do that almost hourly I feel. Really pisses me off
If it really happens that often, maybe get it checked out. Speech therapists also deal with swallowing disorders, which can be a sign of (potentially treatable) neurological conditions.
I always figured it was your lower esophageal sphincter (the one by your stomach) kinda, like…spasming when you swallow, and then being seized up when the water tries to pass through, leading you to have to swallow extra-hard and force it through.
The resulting pain would be from having forced it, and feel like it’s in your chest 'cause abdominal pains can tend to be pretty imprecise.
But, I know absolutely nothing about medicine or the human body, so don’t take my word for that. These are just the ramblings of a filth-strewn peasant trying to make sense of the world around him.
What is that? I thought it was just me
Bronchoaspiration. Trust me, I’m a pretend doctor.
That’s “going down the wrong pipe”, not whatever the hell this is
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