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Herr Woland@lemmy.worldM to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Herr Woland@lemmy.worldM to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • cmhickman358@thelemmy.club
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    We’ve always called this “French Fry Syndrome” in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it’s painful as hell

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      ??? Maybe don’t shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???

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        1 year ago

        What are you the fries police?

        • moog@lemm.ee
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          Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫

      • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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        1 year ago

        Well you say that, but then there’s fries and one thing leads to another

      • Daxtron2@startrek.website
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        1 year ago

        Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.

        • pinkystew@reddthat.com
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          7 months ago

          Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

      • gmtom@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        What are you a fucking communist?

        • moog@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          Our fries

    • Serinus@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Dude…

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      You remember the “poop knife” story from Reddit where the dude made a casual comment and then found out his family was weird as fuck? This is your poop knife moment.

    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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      How many of your family members can fit in an average sized row boat?

      • chingadera@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        LMFAO not cool

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      Interesting. We call this “attempted suicide” in my family.

  • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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    Or me the other day when I Inhaled my own spit in my otherwise empty mouth, sending me into a coughing fit, which made everyone around me look at me like I had COVID instead of just having an inability to function at a basic level.

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      I do that almost hourly I feel. Really pisses me off

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        If it really happens that often, maybe get it checked out. Speech therapists also deal with swallowing disorders, which can be a sign of (potentially treatable) neurological conditions.

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    I always figured it was your lower esophageal sphincter (the one by your stomach) kinda, like…spasming when you swallow, and then being seized up when the water tries to pass through, leading you to have to swallow extra-hard and force it through.

    The resulting pain would be from having forced it, and feel like it’s in your chest 'cause abdominal pains can tend to be pretty imprecise.

    But, I know absolutely nothing about medicine or the human body, so don’t take my word for that. These are just the ramblings of a filth-strewn peasant trying to make sense of the world around him.

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    What is that? I thought it was just me

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Bronchoaspiration. Trust me, I’m a pretend doctor.

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        That’s “going down the wrong pipe”, not whatever the hell this is

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