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We’ve always called this “French Fry Syndrome” in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it’s painful as hell
??? Maybe don’t shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???
What are you the fries police?
Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫
Well you say that, but then there’s fries and one thing leads to another
Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.
Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass
What are you a fucking communist?
Our fries
How many of your family members can fit in an average sized row boat?
LMFAO not cool
Dude…
Interesting. We call this “attempted suicide” in my family.
You remember the “poop knife” story from Reddit where the dude made a casual comment and then found out his family was weird as fuck? This is your poop knife moment.