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Herr Woland@lemmy.worldM to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Herr Woland@lemmy.worldM to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • cmhickman358@thelemmy.club
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    We’ve always called this “French Fry Syndrome” in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it’s painful as hell

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      ??? Maybe don’t shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???

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        What are you the fries police?

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          Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫

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        Well you say that, but then there’s fries and one thing leads to another

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        Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.

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          Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

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        What are you a fucking communist?

        • moog@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          Our fries

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      1 year ago

      How many of your family members can fit in an average sized row boat?

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        1 year ago

        LMFAO not cool

    • Serinus@lemmy.world
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      Dude…

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      Interesting. We call this “attempted suicide” in my family.

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      You remember the “poop knife” story from Reddit where the dude made a casual comment and then found out his family was weird as fuck? This is your poop knife moment.

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