Wait… you’ve met people who think that?

I’ve met tons of people who relate to Reginald but none of them would never (or at least would never openly admit) that they’d do something this creepy.

Although I’d totally use the holodeck to get a hug from Frakes. He looks like he has warm dad hugs.

Closest thing I can say for me is a Mariner-style fantasy where I am able to be quite violent to someone I dislike.

I mean, I am an awkward pervert but I don’t have a holodeck and I can generally imagine more interesting and attractive characters than my coworkers.