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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Piracy

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Hold my arm, leg, and brother.

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    You wouldn’t lead transmute into gold?

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      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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        Haha. Yes.

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    “you wouldn’t pirate the music for your ant-piracy ad campaign”

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      No, but I’d fucking steal one.

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    I most certainly would if I owned a nuclear reactor.

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      wouldn’t plutonium production be a more viable use of the reactor’s transmutation capabilities?

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        Yeah, but who would want to wear plutonium rings or necklaces?🤔

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          The CIA

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    What is this, the goddamned Middle Ages?!!

    And what about the alchemist from Bern who had the bright idea that something else that shines like gold is piss, so he boiled gallons of it, trying to extract the pure, powdered essence? That must have made him quite popular in the neighborhood… taking peoples’ piss and boiling it, the smell coming from that house must have been incredible.

    Anyway, the guy was the first to isolate phosphorus as an element.

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      Funny considering piss is a huge amount of nitrogen.

      Woods of Ypres was only 500 years late with this banger

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iITfCg0wqFw

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://m.piped.video/watch?v=iITfCg0wqFw

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Who is transmute, and why shouldn’t I lead them into gold?

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      Maybe they misspelled Transmutate.

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      Even tho I’m cis-mute, I support transmute rights. Everyone is allowed to STFU if they so choose. It doesn’t matter what you were born as.

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        What if you don’t believe in the whole cis/trans thing and just wanna be mute?

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      Mute is a river locates somewhere in the world.

      Transmute is the person who lives on the other side of the Mute River.

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    Naw, dibs on that giant floating trash island. Piss off, no one wanted it until they could alchemy!

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    I’m no Edward Kelley but im willing to give it a go.

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    Hmm 🤔

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    f that halted stream camp a$ap

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      mfw not enough magicka to cast even once 😞

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    LORE OF METAL!

    And I’d do it again.

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