Nah Socrates is chill,
Plato’s the one you gotta watch out, his name might literally be a nickname that is referring to him being absolutely jacked.
Plato picked the bear and won!
Ok grandpa, here drink your hemlock
I think if you run into any of that line of thinkers you better watch your drink, or you’ll wake up on a ship to the mines of Sparta.
I could easily beat a bear in a debate
True, but I would struggle to beat them in a 2nd amendment debate.
The founding fathers really botched that one, should’ve been “the right to wield katanas and throw ninja stars at one’s oppressors” or whatever people were fighting with in the 17th century
“I have witnessed men suffer less being mauled by a bear than by having their entire argument destroyed one pointed question at a time.” --Xenophon, Probably