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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I cannot find it

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I cannot find it

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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    We call it the Sun. Orbited by the highest concentration of perverts in the whole galaxy

    • TxzK@lemmy.zip
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      Yeah, because people in other systems don’t kinkshame

      • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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        People in other systems:

        (obviously NSFW)

        • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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          I expected Ufoporno…

          • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            Ufoporno

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

          • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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            Lol, I’m gonna make that my ringtone for a while

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              I love it! Tried to find you an audio file or even a copy of the music playing in the background. I’m at work though and searching UFOPorno on the company network is a little frowned upon…

        • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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          Before anyone gets any ideas, here’s an excerpt that pretty summarily describes what happens if you wind up in their company

          “You pray that you die. You don’t.”

    • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Removed by mod

  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    My dumbass moving my phone all around to try to see some tiddies in the picture

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    It’s was inside all of us all along

    But mostly inside your mom

  • kratoz29@lemm.ee
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    Found them!

  • sherlockholmez@lemmy.ml
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    Turn your display off. You’ll see it.

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    Did you check the backdoor?

  • NarendraCzar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    c/starporn

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      c/porn

  • Threadsdeadbaby@lemmy.world
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    I see a pearl necklace

  • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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    I’m guessing this is a Trump trial reference?

  • Gacrux@lemm.ee
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    i’ll try asking around in a 200 light year radius

    edit: i found it, its over at this link

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    It’s right there! The fucks wrong with you?!

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    Find the polar star, then go south.

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    The Black one there. I call her Tori.

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