• @[email protected]
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    237 months ago

    I once texted my wife that she forgot her phone at home. I was very high at the time. After that, it kind of became a running joke.

  • @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    I sometimes wonder where my phone is while I’m literally looking at it. The worst I’ve done is probably to try and find it via the device finder app ON the phone I’m looking for 😄

  • @[email protected]
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    47 months ago

    I often enough am looking for my glasses, whoyle wearing them. This morning I had the opposite problem, because I don’t see shit without, so I needed to first find my spare glasses to be able to find my normal ones… turned out, my cat was sleeping on them

  • @pantyhosewimp
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    27 months ago

    Excellent replacement for:

    Dave’s not here, man!