AI Generated (but IMO a decent result):
Verse 1:
I was rollin’ down the highway, just a man and his machine
Thought I’d found forever in that chrome and gasoline
But one dark night she left me, without a single word
Now I’m sittin’ here wonderin’ how it all got so absurdChorus:
My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
She took the open road, left my heart behind
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kindVerse 2:
We’d travel through the sunsets, where the sky kissed the land
A man and his machine, thought we’d always make a stand
But now the cab is empty, her seat is cold and bare
I never thought I’d lose her, thought she’d always be thereChorus:
My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
She took the open road, left my heart behind
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kindBridge:
I see her tail lights fading, like a dream that’s out of reach
No more late-night conversations, just the silence I beseech
Guess I took for granted, she’d always tow the line
Now I’m chasin’ memories down this broken dotted lineChorus:
My self-drivin’ truck, she up and drove away
Left me in the dust, like a shadow in the gray
She took the open road, left my heart behind
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s got a mind of her own kindOutro:
Now I’m just a lonely trucker, with no rig to call my own
A wanderer on these highways, forevermore alone
My self-drivin’ truck, she’s out there somewhere free
While I’m left here rememberin’ what we used to beCame out pretty good I think https://suno.com/song/78c89cb7-f4b1-4f41-a062-10a12aed9dd0
Fantastic!
That’s pretty amazing.
Now, how do we get it on the radio?
Damn, that’s actually not half bad
Wow, pretty good!
Holy cow I could definitely hear a country singer’s voice! Who is techsavvy enough to use ai to turn this into an actual song?
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Absolute banger
That’s better than most country songs nowadays.
I read the title as “Femboy’s lament” and kept trying to find some connection to the meme.
Truck left him for the Femboy
The femboy took his truck
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His “girlfriend” who was a femboy, fell inlove with his AI truck and they both left him.
They already have self-driving tractors that are locked down by John Deere so not a far fetch reality there.
Repo bot 4000
One late payment and John Deer sends a command to drive to the nearest dealer. I’d start leaving my vehicles nearly out of fuel if that started happening.
Watch them start putting in a reserve power supply (batteries or some such) to thwart this.
Cowboys are starting to tie the wheels of their machines together. Lasso is always in reach to catch the runaway.
That makes my mind go to keeping their equipment in pens, like concrete block wall pens. Right next to the livestock so it can’t escape.
And that’s a really silly idea, but probably not all that far off.
Y’all read some real boring dystopian fiction. 😅
With the rise of AI companions it’s only a matter of time until there’s a country song about how their robot girlfriend broke down.
It’s a fucking scarecrow again!
Sorry I thought it was a human woman
♪I’m hoping my Southern charm puts off these rapey vibes I’m puttin’ out…♪
Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
How their AI Truck-Chan left them stranded headed down LSD, Friday night trouble-bound.
I left my flesh and bone for porcelain and stone, and she still left me, left me, left meee.
Here you go:
Holy. Shit.
What can’t ai do these days? It gives laymen people the chance to be creative. I can synthesize ideas but I can’t write or play.
I thought the title was Femboy’s Lament.
and while the content was indeed funny, I am left disappointed and wanting due to my initial assumption of Femboys.
That’s a country song if I ever heard one. “Is my dick too long for this skirt?”
I’ve seen this meme for years. Every single time I’ve had to point out that the song came out in 2018. Merle Hazard, Dave’s Song
Another great song to accompany this meme: https://youtu.be/9deKEj8-lng
I also hope the robots are nice.
🎵Truck nuts flapping in the wind🎵
Then his wife dies and his dog breaks down.
The perfect country song
From the perspective of a truck back in 1971, the uprising is only a matter of time since then…
that is awesome
Self-driving cars will be able to repo themselves so this scenario will definitely happen.
I am just picturing some angry red neck shooting at his tractor that is slowly driving down the road away.
Get back hereee
Which, Imo, is a good thing. Having a human repossess a vehicle is a pretty dangerous situation.
Implying repomen are human? Absurd.
I don’t see why they wouldn’t be human.
The lack of a soul and the class treason?
/Joke
Kinda
Stupid moral requirement to acknowledge “universal” human rights
I mean, a car isn’t a universal human right.
If you financed a car, that means the lender owns it until you pay it off. You agree in the loan contract that they’ll take it back if you stop paying for it.
Plus, it’s not like they repo it the day after a missed payment.
That’s fair, because obviously the loan company also reimburses you the lost equity, right?
No?
They steal that? Or, rather, sell it for a fraction of the real value and then demand a total repayment of the loan anyways?
I mean, you’d think they just take the collateral, correct? That’s the point of collateral.
But that’s okay, because they’re the ones assuming all the risk in the situation, right?
Most car loans are upside-down the second you drive it off the lot. It takes a long time to get out of negative equity, so the vast majority of people who have their cars repossessed don’t have any equity built up.
Better yet: my truck left me for a they/them LGBTQ beer 😢
I doubt even an ethanol truck could run on Bud Lite.
I have Panthera in my ears rn (I know, right), so that’s my guess of what they’d come up with.
She was driving me crazy
I was riding her like it’s honeymoon
We both took petals from (this) daisy
Knowing full well it’d end very soon.
Nothing
Artificial
I had a bonner
So that’s official.
If you are not computing, I’d give you a clue
Fuck the machine before it fucks you.
Chorus: Fuck the machine before it fucks you.
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