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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."

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Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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    11 months ago

    Here’s my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul’s doing ok, once you figure out which one.

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        He’s doing better now, thanks!

        But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.

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          I am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul

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            Yes.

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            It’s obvious from this exchange:

            WHICH PAUL U FUCK

            Mom’s brother???

            Or Jeanie’s husband???

            Yes

            The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother???”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband???”.

            People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response.

            Also, what is “Jsuk”?

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      Omg, thank you for sharing.

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        I hope my pain brought people joy.

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      That’s a hilarious exchange 🤣

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        I was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.

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          I’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult

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            Wield it like a baseball bat. That’ll teach him!

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      You shouldn’t ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.

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        It wasn’t even a yes-or-no question!!!

        “Was it this guy? Or the other guy?” = “Yes”

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          That’s two separate yes-or-no questions.

          “Was it this guy?”

          “Ye-”

          “Or the other guy?”

          “Yes.”

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            All she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else.

            But then again, I’m probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.

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              It was Paul!

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                Y’all testin’ me.

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      Yes

      I’m dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?

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      Maybe she was the one having a stroke lol

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      They both had a stroke.

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      Kill the other Paul. There! No more confusion

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