I’m 52. And in my entire adult life I’ve never made Jello. How about you?

    • rhythmisaprancer
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      115 months ago

      Wow your second paragraph may have just solved my jello resistance, thanks! You almost lost me at fish and beef tho 😅

        • rhythmisaprancer
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          35 months ago

          Thanks! I was a little nervous at the thought of beef jello but I’ll try the Knox brand first. Two pounds sounds like a lot but what do I know? I’m gonna try coconut 😋

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            5 months ago

            I was a little nervous at the thought of beef jello

            Ever had any braised beef dish? Or a really good beef soup?

            • rhythmisaprancer
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              15 months ago

              You know, now that you mention it, I have had some kind of gelatinous fish preparation, and it was pretty good! I didn’t eat it cold, but I do eat cold fish. I’m not sure about braised beef ( very likely) and I have had beef stew if that counts?

    • @[email protected]
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      75 months ago

      For that I use unflavored fish and beef gelatin

      If that counts, then I made some just a couple days ago as a by-product of my carnitas.

  • originalucifer
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    255 months ago

    we make jello shots for the adults during trick or treat for halloween every year… hundreds of little cups. if that counts

  • Admiral Patrick
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    225 months ago

    I was cleaning out my pantry last week and found 3 boxes of jello mix that were like 4 years old and I threw them out.

    When I went grocery shopping, I was like “oh, yeah, I’m out of jello” and bought 3 more 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @[email protected]
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    125 months ago

    I make dog treats out of jello by adding chicken stock regularly. The stock comes from boiling rotisserie chicken leftovers. It costs about a dollar per batch. My dogs love it and it’s good for them

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        5 months ago

        Help yourself, your pets will love you for it. A couple of tips if you don’t mind: I boil the rotisserie chicken carcass (or any kind of meat and bones) for 10 hours on very low heat and covered. It takes that long to extract nutrients. You can use canned stuff but it’s full of salt. I pour the whole thing into a pie tin (with gelatin) and sprinkle molasses yeast flakes on top. You can find this at health food stores. It’s got lots of nutritional benefits and if your pet ever suffers from a lack of appetite a little on top of their food may help. A little bit goes a long way. Bon appetit!

  • @[email protected]
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    125 months ago

    My last colonoscopy so like 2 years old.

    Which begs the question, why haven’t you had your colonoscopy? You are too old to not have had one and jello in an acceptable color is on the okay foods list.

    Also barf

  • Drusas
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    105 months ago

    A couple of years ago. Jell-O is useful when you have to go on a liquid diet.

  • @[email protected]
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    95 months ago

    I will never make Jello for as long as I live. I feel like there’s some kind of dark, horrible secret behind its creation, like it’s made of ground up roaches and goat phlegm or something, and I just don’t want to know.

    • @[email protected]
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      135 months ago

      Gelatin, also known as hydrolyzed collagen, is made from primarily pig skins which are acid treated to break them down.

        • volvoxvsmarla
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          35 months ago

          Yeah that’s kinda mean. I have a certain phobia and I hate it so much when I am being vulnerable and let people in on it and then they try to talk me out of it or say “x is not that bad!” Or talk about it or joke or even think it’s cool to expose me to it like they are a fucking therapist. Ok, you just didn’t want to know the jello secret, that’s not exactly a crippling phobia, but it’s still a mean move.

          If it is a consolation to you, there is vegan jello.

          I personally find gelatin a great way to use up more of the animal, and it’s not bugs or anything like that, if you eat pork or beef that’s really an ok product imo. It’s not even offal. Bones also have other usage in cuisine, but in case you don’t want to know I’ll leave that out.

          Anyway, back to vegan jello. It’s made with agar agar, which is basically a polymer extracted from algae, instead of gelatine. Tastes good! Highly recommend.

  • @[email protected]
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    85 months ago

    Been a long time. Once I found out it was all bones and hooves and connective tissue, that kinda took the fun out of it.

  • @[email protected]
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    75 months ago

    The last time I made Jello I think I was like 22 or 23, so probably around 2004. I was at a party at my friend’s house that had fizzled down to about 5 people pretty early. That’s when someone had the great idea to make Jello shots… I prepared the Jello on the stove, but my friend Mary actually assembled the shots. She did not mention to anyone that she used Everclear and added almost double what the recipe called for. Anyway, she put them in the fridge and then promptly forgot about them… Until we ran out of beer. Then someone remembered. They weren’t completely set, which at the time we attributed to them not getting chilled long enough. In truth, there was so much pure alcohol in those shots that they wouldn’t have ever set even if we kept them in the freezer overnight! Assuming we were immortal, as drunk people in their early 20s tend to do, we heroicly downed about 4 of them each before we realized how strong they were… Most of the rest of that night is a blur of laughter, spinning lights, and eventually a soft couch and oblivion.

    That was probably about the 2nd or 3rd most drunk I’ve ever been before or since, and definitely top 5 worst hangovers lol

    For the record I do not drink anymore

    • @[email protected]
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      35 months ago

      Sounds familiar, only that we went for some bottom shelf vodka. I believe I was 21, was at the very end of my bachelor’s degree. Probably around July/August 2005.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      Do you mixed the canned fruit into the jello so it’s suspended in there when it solidifies? My mum always made that when I was growing up. She topped it with mini marshmallows.

      • @[email protected]
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        15 months ago

        Yup that’s the way! Pineapple and pear is my fav. My mom always added marshmallows too, I’ll have to do that next time for nostalgia purposes lol

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    55 months ago

    I make jello vaginas when I’m feeling lonely.

    Adding a bit of fish sauce makes it pretty realistic, I think.

  • Jerkface (any/all)
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    5 months ago

    Unfortunately, jello requires violence and cruelty towards animals, and this is not acceptable to me.

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          “Always acceptable” can only be interpreted to mean in any amount, for any reason. That’s clearly sadistic and disturbed were it to reflect your true feelings. It’s the sort of nonsense a person says to themself when they refuse to allow themself to think rationally about a subject and actually reflect on their true feelings.

          The animals we create are morally equivalent to our own children and are owed the exact same unconditional love and protection.

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            Animals are not morally equivalent to humans in my opinion, and morality is not rational.

            You choose to draw the line around a select group of animals, I choose to draw it around humans only. Both are valid worldviews.