• Tar_Alcaran
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    754 months ago

    Plenty of straight men prefer cats too.

    Obviously cats are better

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        194 months ago

        True, but that doesn’t help me espouse on the superiority of cats. How else will I gain Mittens’ approval?

    • @[email protected]
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      74 months ago

      Cats are conflicting for me. They can be cute, but I hate when they try to walk on me. Because I know if I try to move them they’ll probably scratch me. And that’s no bueno to me, just makes me anxious as fuck when they walk my way while i’m sitting on a couch trying to relax.

      • @[email protected]
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        154 months ago

        my cats walk over me like i’m a carpet. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night with a paw in my mouth or a cats ass on my face. but they never scratch me on purpose.

        • @[email protected]
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          24 months ago

          It’s more when I’ve tried to pick them up, they try to dig in because they don’t want to be picked up. It’s a catch 22 situation.

            • @[email protected]
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              14 months ago

              The problem is I tend to shift around a lot, and cats hate that. So i try to “nip it in the bud” to make sure to avoid the situation altogether, but sometimes they sneak up on me while watching a movie or something.

      • @[email protected]
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        144 months ago

        Dogs are too energetic and overstimulating for me to be around. I’m fairly allergic to them as well, so I have a decent excuse for the people who insist their dog will be perfectly well-behaved and calm (they weren’t).

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          There are some really lazy breeds out there. Like great danes. They are giant couch potatoes. You will have to give up your couch though.

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        Removed by mod

        • @[email protected]
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          44 months ago

          That’s good to know! Unfortunately all the cats I see are other people’s, and so it would be awkward to be like “hey before we sit down, can we trim your cat’s claws a bit?”

  • THCDenton
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    184 months ago

    Straight man here. I love cats. But I hate litter boxes, and cats fuck shit up.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      Same. Having a dog is too much like having a kid with how much attention they require. A cat even when it’s being “demanding” just wants to sit on you. You don’t have to take it for walks or go out and play in the yard. I love other people’s dogs but I don’t have time to have one of my own.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    What do bisexuals and asexuals prefer? Both or neither? And bold of you to assume straight women prefer cats. Ik way more straight women who prefer dogs than cats.

  • @[email protected]
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    134 months ago

    Fucking being only a dog or cat person. I love most animals. The only issues are whether or not I can give them what they need.

    The amount of people buying birds and neglecting them is depressing. Same for dogs, but less so.

  • @[email protected]
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    114 months ago

    Dogs are subservient. Cats are independent.

    A person who prefers dogs might be someone who feels the need to exert control as a means of feeling in control themselves. OR they might simply be allergic to cats.

    This isn’t a male-specific thing. Think of Karen with her purse-dwelling toy chihuahua mix with severe anxiety and multiple chronic disorders.

    • @[email protected]
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      214 months ago

      Honestly, fuck this assertion that you can somehow infer a person’s motivations and morals from what kind of pet companion they prefer. I’ve legit seen it argued that if you like dogs and don’t like cats, you’re “probably a rapist” because you “can’t understand consent.”

      I enjoy cats. I don’t prefer to own one. Am I a monster because of this? How about, I just love my dog?

      • @leftzero
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        44 months ago

        Dogs can’t help but like you, no matter how you treat them.

        Getting a cat to like you, now, that’s something you can be proud of.

    • @[email protected]
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      Dogs are loving, cats are apathetic. People that grew up with loving parents prefer dogs as they are well equipped to provide the nurturing they themselves were given. People that were emotionally neglected as children prefer cats because that lack of bonding is familiar to them.

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        Wow, being pretty presumptuous there, aren’t we?

        Notice how I said “might” in my comment and you didn’t?

        Maybe prefering dogs causes people to lie about having a loving family growing up? Lol

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      What if I just don’t like excrement in my house and the smell of shit all over all the time until I get used to it

    • JackbyDev
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      74 months ago

      The stereotype (that I’m aware of) is that lesbians love dogs.

      • @[email protected]
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        34 months ago

        Yeah you have dog lesbians (me) and cat lesbians (my wife if she wasn’t allergic). Mind you cats love me too, and I love them back. But yeah both groups exist as internal stereotypes.

  • @[email protected]
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    114 months ago

    Honest (and depressing) answer: dogs are larger and more expensive, so anyone who isn’t living on dual-income will prefer a cat. Being a woman is expensive, transitioning is expensive, being a guy who “just needs a bed and 4 walls” is cheaper, so dogs are back on the table.

    • @[email protected]
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      64 months ago

      Dogs tolerate a lot. Cats set clear boundries. Men just naturally don’t care about other people’s boundries. /s

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    The correct answer is lizard. No musk, no fur, no allergens. Just needs an appropriate vivarium and a light bulb. If you design it right, you only need to spot clean once a week for what the woodlice don’t take care of. Feed him once or twice a week, you can leave him alone for literal days at a time. Costs less than £20 a month in food and electricity. Landlords love them, no chance of the tank bursting and water going everywhere. Literally safer than a fish.

    Best pet for the modern poor and disenfranchised citizen

  • @[email protected]
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    54 months ago

    Dogs are children who require constant attention.
    Cats are adults who just want to crash on your couch.