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Dogs are too energetic and overstimulating for me to be around. I’m fairly allergic to them as well, so I have a decent excuse for the people who insist their dog will be perfectly well-behaved and calm (they weren’t).
There are some really lazy breeds out there. Like great danes. They are giant couch potatoes. You will have to give up your couch though.