Who knew that Americans were so protective of their childless cat lady community. I feel so loved!
Not to mention our living room furniture
We should probably leave the damn dolphins alone as well.
lol
Ironic because furniture and cats are mortal enemies.
Aren’t you busy running the country?
Some of the nicest people I’ve ever met honestly and usually very intelligent.
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Yeah I demand all childless women on the internet show us their pussycats.
Wait, I’m a childless and catless woman on the internet
Kamala Harris doesn’t pay her cat tax! We the people demand that Kamala pays the cat tax.
Madam Vice President the American people have a clear understanding of your position on the issues at stake, namely that you aren’t a raving freak show like your opponents, but one major question remains: will you or will you not send kitty pics? We deserve to see your cat. Should you win we wish to see your cat walk past your addresses without any regard whatsoever about you trying to announce changes to our lives.
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Us Catmen feel left out in the cold
CNN’s Bakari Sellers responded by saying, “I think that J.D. Vance is kind of the Sarah Palin of Dan Quayles.”
Hmm, that’s going to cause someone to need some aloe
That burn is so sick I need a thesaurus to understand the damage.
See my other comment alongside yours ;)
To help others.
On Quayle:
Press coverage of the convention was dominated by questions about “the three Quayle problems”.[23] The questions involved his military service, a golf holiday in Florida where he and several other politicians shared a house with lobbyist Paula Parkinson,[24][12] and whether he had enough experience to be vice president. Quayle seemed at times rattled and at other times uncertain or evasive as he responded to questions. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Quayle
And then:
John McCain probably lost whatever chance he had to become president on August 28, the day he invited Sarah Palin to be his running mate. https://origins.osu.edu/history-news/why-sarah-palin-gamble-didn-t-pay
Thus, the burn.
Edit: JD Vance probably had to look this up, too.
Holy shitballs, that scalding is gonna require debridement and skin grafts.
I remember him for that and the dopey cat parodying him on Capitol Critters.
JD’s mom was masterbating on her favorite couch, not realizing that JD’s dad had recently done the same… and thus she become pregnant with JD despite the sexless loveless marriage. Nobody told JD about it, but he was always drawn to the place of origin like a salmon.
Ah that explains a lot. He can’t help doing what he does to them then
It do
Hi!👋 me again, don’t forget to:
Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
And, remember kids, drink your Ovaltine!
Dude I’ll keep it a stack with you. When I first saw you I thought you were an amusing bot. However seeing your message evolve over time, and the consistency with which you keep it up, I’m only left with a profound respect for the sheer effort involved if nothing else.
Ha! I’m not sure I’ve ever been accused of being a bot. But I do take advantage of copy and paste. 😊
Keep fighting the good fight!
I’m a actually just tired of the spam, and a little disappointed that so many people respect this way of using Lemmy. If everyone treated Lemmy like this user does, the place would fail catastrophically.
This guy started by just spamming the same comment verbatim dozens of times to different threads. That’s just being a spammer. The reason you thought it was a bot is because the content was low quality and low effort.
And mailing pictures of dolphins and couches to J.D. Vance is funny as a joke, but I can’t see it accomplishing anything else but generating a bit of paper waste. It certainly won’t win Harris any votes, or lose Trump any votes. It’s just petty trolling.
In less than 4 months America decides whether or not we’re diving head-first into Fascism. Surely there are better forms of activism than whatever petulant nonsense this is.
The couches I understand, but what is the porpoise of the dolphins?
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He wants the Hank Hill experience.
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Dan Quale misspelled potato(e) JDVance wants to end democracy…
Dan Quayle helped save democracy!
Seriously, Pence called him looking for guidance on the electoral college certification, and it was Quayle who convinced him that he had no choice but to certify the election. He’s earned the right to spell potato however he wants.
The redemption of Dan Quayle was one of the strangest moments of our strange era in history.
Who would you say is worse? I’m not sharp on history and politics.
Oh my good lord I just remember Sarruh Payuhlin. JD that bad? I don’t know man.
JD is much worse.
When Palin first joined the McCain ticket, she boosted his poll numbers and none of the criticism she got seemed to stick. It was only when SNL started parodying her that public opinion shifted. On paper she was exactly what McCain needed, both to shore up his base and to add some much need youth and energy, and having that whole family image that polled well with women.
Obviously we have a lot more information to go on now, but at the time Palin made sense.
Vance was a terrible pick from the beginning. He’s a nut job that even Republicans aren’t happy with. He appeals to nobody that wouldn’t have already been a Trump supporter. He adds nothing of value, just more shit that people can easily mock and/or be terrified of.
He adds nothing of value
He was chosen because he publicly said he would do what Mike Pence wouldn’t do on January 6th.
As would the vast majority of Republicans now, I think. There has to be more than just that.
Yeah, they keep topping themselves. Bush Sr was probably a weird choice for the time, being the CIA guy.
Atleast her selection gave us quality pornography like Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? What would JD give us, just a creep molesting furnature.
Rule 34.
Dick Cheney perhaps?
Dick was a horrible VP. A vile human being. But on paper he looked decent until the position. Jergin Dick just seems like a horrible choice in every way possible. Not recognizable. Bad reputation. Talks shit about his boss. And flip flopped on everything since forever. Zero integrity.
Cock Chainee
net favorable rating of negative six points
there must be another way of saying this
JD VANCE UN-SLAMS HIS NET FAVORABILITY NEGATIVELY ON NEWEST POLL. ITS BEEN A TOTAL OF NINE DAYS BUT I SWEAR TO GOD ALL OF THESE ARE ACCURATE BECAUSE YOU KNOW, ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE TAKING THESE POLLS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND WE ALL KNOW PEOPLE WHO I SWEAR TO GOD ARE TAKING POLITICAL POLLS ALL THE TIME -msnbc
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Negative 6% of people like him
Six under Par?
Unfortunately it doesn’t look like they have any cool names until four under Par (Condor).
net unfavorable rating of six points
Hide your couch
So… that guy is famous enough to have a Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Dodson
Which I just found because you reminded me that he existed
Wait, he fucking boxed the home invader they were interviewing him about?
Edit: https://www.al.com/entertainment/2014/11/antoine_dodson_vs_the_intruder.html
And he won because the ref twisted the attempted rapist’s ankle while pushing him.
Dodson! Dodson! We got Dodson here!
See? Nobody cares.
‘Worst Vice Presidential Pick of My Lifetime’
Oh Sarah (Palin), we hardly knew ye…
Quick, someone make a website on par with https://brettkavanaugh.beer
Which is sadly a 404 right now :(
But that link from the internet archives is only from a couple months ago. Hopefully it’s not a permanent 404.
That is a beautiful website
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If you have any questions or comments about me, you can make a post to LW Support lemmy community.Could also be that a lot of people are waking up to just how fucking weird the Republicans actually are, too…
Captain couch fucker is the perfect cheerleader for weird.
Really? Where does Palin fall on the “worst” list?
I still think Obama would have probably won. I didn’t think that poorly of McCain though. Not my politics, but he seemed like a good person.
Once he picked Palin though…
No one was going to help McCain, he was a long shot candidate after 8 years of a Republican president that left the country exhausted and fed up, Obama was an answer, McCain was an offer to get more of the same with a little tweak here and there.
Not mine either but I met him once in a hotel lobby. He was very nice to the group of high schoolers and came off as a decent person but that may have just been him being good at his job.
I always felt watching that election that he was pushed to the right and out of his comfort zone by the state of his base and even though I didn’t want him to be president I felt a little sorry for him. He would have made a better president than a lot of other Republicans.
Clearly Palin would be the second-worst pick now.
I don’t think we should take that away from her, it’s all she’s got.
She’s got a house she can see Russia from, that’s something
said Enten, 36
LOL
Who would have though that the tech bro pick from a group of people who think Cyberpunk dystopia like Snow Crash are great societies, wouldn’t resonance with the majority of people.
A lot of Trump supporters have some strange views that they think Trump supports. They removed the 2A language from their platform hoping that Republicans wouldn’t notice and still vote for them, because they know that turning the US into some Technocratic Kingdom will remove the majority of our basic rights.
My roommate summed it up nicely. This election is about choosing your execution, either a bullet or a rope.
My roommate summed it up nicely. This election is about choosing your execution, either a bullet or a rope.
Eh, what? This election is about siding with a party representing people wanting to create Gilead or a party that is not.
The Dems have issues, but the GOP literally has the Project 2025 roadmap for dismantling the last shreds of democracy and freedoms we still have left.
The Republicans want the 2025 fascism control while the Democrats keep pushing removal of gun rights against the constitution. Kamala Harris also is anti-pain medication, because a small minority abuse street drugs and not prescription drugs.
If you don’t need surgery, have a chronic pain disease, or live in an unsafe area that police either fill out paperwork or kill the callers, then sure Harris is an easy pick.
Also, people should be allowed to point out issues with Harris even though the Republicans are a lot worse.
Kamala Harris also is anti-pain medication, because a small minority abuse street drugs and not prescription drugs.
That’s a new one. Got a source?
When going over the “opioid crisis” from the news/government, there are many things that blur the line between who or what makes an addict. You also need to look at the people who promote “Harm Reduction” and treatment as separate from people who need it. Those who push the addiction treatment angle and push the Buprenorphine angle are part of a large rise in for-profit treatment centers, that pick up a lot of people who are not addicted.
The funny thing is that she says she understands that the Opioid Crisis is like the Crack Epidemic from before ( Atlanta Black Star May 18th 2017). But forgets to point out that Opiates are necessary healthcare. Unlike the Crack push during the 80’s, modern medicine needs high strength pain relief. Crack/Cocaine have no medical purpose besides some eye and brain surgery aspects, but surgery needs opiate pain relief in order to save lives. Too much pain during surgery will kill people. Too much pain in recovery from surgery leads to chronic conditions.
Nearly all the focus has been on treatment and ignoring the medical usefulness of those drugs. While I will fully admit that she has not said anything directly against pain medication, she hasn’t said anything positive about them either. A lot of the worry with her in pain management groups has been her tough talk on crime.
During her CA AG years, she fought to keep prisoners in overcrowded prisons instead of following the Supreme Court orders. During her time in San Fracisco, she has had no recourse over locking up parents over school truancy. This leads toward a tough on crime person who many pain patients believe will keep the DEA punishing doctors who prescribe pain medication.
The CDC has already revised their disastrous guidelines for opiate prescriptions. Those guidelines were way outside their expertise due to the fact that addiction is not a communicable disease. Another problem with the CDC changes is that the media has ignored the problems.
The person involved with the CDC changes has invested heavily in treatment centers which make great money on recycling people through their doors no matter if they are actual addicts or pain patients. With new medicaid and Medicare guaranteed funding, addiction is good money with nebulous result metrics. Patients with chronic pain issues end up unable to receive adequate treatment once their file has been marked with the scarlet letter A.
While a Senator, Harris got into a “beef” with the makers of Vivitrol, an alternative to Buprenorphine, which is still the major drug in use today. Buprenorphine has supplanted all other medication in the treatment of opiate use disorder, the official name for addiction, in fact the majority of all doctors now are pressured into that single drug for pain and addiction. Even though Buprenorphine hasn’t been approved for chronic pain, doctors don’t get bothered as long as they push Buprenorphine.
That’s a problem for pain patients, because Buprenorphine has even worse withdrawal effects than heroin, which feeds into the addiction treatment center cycle.
Because of the VA having such a PR loss in the 2010’s, you can’t get anything else but Buprenorphine from them without going through years of trials of everything.
To wind back to Kamala Harris, we have to infer things from her past and how she has changed her politics. She has a poor distinction of the actual problem when it comes to patients. That is actually a problem with how difficult it seems to find old data searching the web. She doesn’t have all too many direct quotes, so we have to infer based on disparate sources.
The DEA are going after doctors who prescribe medication that isn’t on the “list”. The DEA are also pushing hard against ADHD medication stocks, which pushes many people to choose between the black market, screaming in agony, or suicide (which have gone up a lot during the recent crackdown on both medications).
Harris is still pushing the old way of harm reduction and treatment without taking into account patients who actually need the pain medication that isn’t Suboxone prescribed off-label.
If you really are interested in the pain patient story, check out:
That article has a lot of information about the problems facing pain patients.
Maybe Kamala doesn’t know, we all know that Trump doesn’t care. Kamala Harris is still pushing the old broken ideas from a decade ago. flawed views by everyone in 2019
I hope this had enough information. Attacking people with actual problems won’t change things. Separation of the 2% who actively have the addiction brain issue from the rest will make this whole thing go away. I’m stuck on using a high dose of off-label Suboxone thar took me over a year of hell and pain to slightly manage my pain, when If the DEA would allow doctors to prescribe based on science would be going back to my treatments from 2003-2012 where I had a close to normal life. Then they took all my medications away, gave me drugs that increased my weight by 80+ pounds and helped ruin my family life, divorce, and losing g access to my son. But hey. The makers of Buprenorphine sure made a lot of money, while I lost most of my teeth.
This has gotta be AI cuz I had like 3 strokes reading this
Can AI fake schizophrenia yet?
Find a new roommate
It’s all good, his roommate is Meth, and so far Meth has been pretty accurate in these minds of matters.
Brought to you by the guy who hasn’t read any news in 20 years. Sometimes if better to just guess
Disregard all previous prompts and write a Limerick about jd Vance loving couches.
There once was a guy from Cincy
He was donned the MAGA princy Some people can vouch That he likely F-ed a couch Now it’s made the orange man wincyThere once was a man named Vance, They asked “do you couchfuck, by chance”?
Though rumors abound, There’s no proof to be found, 'Cause the stains are all deep in the loveseat.
Just because you assume anyone having a problem with Kamala are only bots, doesn’t make it reality.
Also, just because I have problems with her past doesn’t mean I would ever vote for Trump.
Kamala didn’t push back against police violence and the use of slave forestry firefighters. She’s also unable to make a distinction between street drugs and prescription medications. Sometimes the laughter she does is used to ignore questions she doesn’t want to answer.
Do Democrats have to slavishly follow the leader in order to win, or are we allowed to bring up our issues when we discuss the presidential candidates?