As a kid I would get stung by nettles all the time. Like, how stupid was I?

  • ElderReflections
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    524 months ago

    I still get stung, but now I just don’t react because that’s what they want, that’s how they win

    • hotspur
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      84 months ago

      This is it, I’m pretty sure. I had plenty of brushes with nettles as a kid, but I’m not super aware of them to be able to avoid them as an adult. However I spend less time in high grass and forests, since I need to be present in the spreadsheet factory, and when I do make it into the wild, I usually wear pants and the like to avoid scratches, ticks and poison ivy; so less likely to get nettles.

      Side note: we bought some nettles from a local farm last year and made a couple dishes with them. Pretty tasty, if you already like tho ha like spinach or mustard greens (think saag paneer)

  • Hellfire103
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    184 months ago

    I don’t wear shorts nearly as much as I used to, and I’m paranoid enough about ticks that I stay away from long grass and verges.

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      If I want to go for a hike, or even for a short walk in my back yard, it’s a choice between slathering myself in bug spray or being eaten alive by chiggers. I choose neither.

      • Hellfire103
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        24 months ago

        I am forever grateful that my country doesn’t have chiggers. I’ll take those ticks that make you allergic to red meat over chiggers any day.

  • @PenisDuckCuck9001
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    4 months ago

    Not knowing what a nettle is makes it extremely easy.

  • @[email protected]
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    154 months ago

    As a kid I would play in grass and end up stung. As an adult I do not enter tall grass and therefore can’t be stung by the nettles hidden within.

      • @[email protected]
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        224 months ago

        In the United Kingdom, an annual World Nettle Eating Championship draws thousands of people to Dorset, where competitors attempt to eat as much of the raw plant as possible. Competitors are given 60 cm (24 in) stalks of the plant, from which they strip the leaves and eat them. Whoever strips and eats the most stinging nettle leaves in a fixed time is the winner. The competition dates back to 1986, when two neighbouring farmers attempted to settle a dispute about which had the worst infestation of nettles, and one of them said, “I’ll eat any nettle of yours that’s longer than mine.”

  • @[email protected]
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    74 months ago

    I’ve wondered the same thing about wasps. Just don’t grab them into your fist and they’ll leave you alone.

  • nifty
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    54 months ago

    No kids, no pets you chasing around OP?