Come on. We’re better than that.Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker. Sick of MAGA.
Fuck MAGA right in its weird pussy™️
I wouldn’t recommend that. You’d probably catch something weird.
Careful, that’s how you get MTG
Remember the days when Sarah Palin was the weird one?
Yeah, sort of, but Rick Santorum (don’t google it) and Michelle Bachman were the weirder creeps at the time. Palin was only notable in how truly stupid she was.
It should be noted that they don’t specify what MAGA would be getting fucked with. That leaves open the option for many dramatically unpleasant objects.
Like a glowing iron rod perhaps?
What’s causing it to glow? Intense heat, or an immense amount of ionizing radiation?
Yes
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While they don’t openly endorse it, they don’t outright forbid it, either. You should be good to go.
Flying flesh eating saber-toothed crotch crickets?
Or the dia-gono-chla-herpe-syphil-aids?
Dude. You never… ever… fuck crazy.
Mouth stuff?
You, you I like!
🤗
I’ve always hated that the Dems will worry about decorum while Republicans are constantly ignoring it. Glad they’re growing some balls and calling these assholes out
I miss papa franku
He’s telling it like it is
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Well, the “you see what I did there” was not subtle but pretty great
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Hehe, alright
He wouldn’t have to if his opponents weren’t a self confessed couch molester and an ex President who is a 34 times convicted felon?! Now only one of these is literally true, but which one?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hey, did you know there’s a special federal law that kicks in when you have 34 felonies? Yea just tell all your conservative
friendsacquaintances to Google “Trump Rule 34”You evil genius.
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It Could Happen Here did a rule 34 Trump episode.
Neither can be disproven.
I thought the couch fucker thing was just a meme??
It can’t be disproven. You can’t prove that he didn’t fuck a couch.
The couch thing is a myth, but it’s still funny to propagate it anyway.
I believe the couch.
Here, you dropped this
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Cheers! I wondered where that went??! I’ll get it re-attached asap!
Cheers! I just realized that I also typed it wrong initially so that you lost other limbs. I edited the other comment with the correction.
Just use Voyager. One and done.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I caught the “if he can get off the couch” joke, but did he actually use the words “couch fucker”?
No, and I kind of hate these recent memes for that reason. His joke was a lot more subtle and could as easily be about the fact that the original meme caught on because these guys are so weird, but it wasn’t an outright accusation, and this meme has “couch fucker” in actual quotes, like he actually said that. It would be moronic of Walz to outright call Vance a couch fucker and now there is this meme floating around making it look like he did.
I hate to be a downer but this is toxic.
Edit: to the point where I would seriously question the true intent of the meme.
I’m with you on this one. This sort of thing robs him of the wholesomeness of his persona with a genuine untruth. It’s a big turnoff for some people.
I’m not sure who you think is going to be turned off. He mentioned the couch meme in somewhat distant language, so that if you didn’t know what it was then you wouldn’t know what he was talking about. The prudish folk who would be upset at such a meme’s existence didn’t look it up.
And everyone else recognizes that while the man looks to be wholesome in general, he’s not Mother Teresa and no one wants him to be. He’s supposed to be the vice president, not Santa Claus. He’s not allowed to tell a joke? Come on now. You can find something better to worry about than this.
They’re talking about the meme. Walz’s comment was an “if you know, you know” kind of joke. Totally fine and funny. The meme, however, distilled it down to a “direct” quote that he didn’t even say, calling Vance a “couch fucker”–you don’t need to look that up to take issue with it.
I’m not sure I have an issue with the meme, but I see their point.
The Harris/Walz ticket deserves better memes. How come so many that I’ve seen look like they were pulled off of ICANHASCHEESBURGER network??
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I hope SNL get Steve Martin to play him.
I think I saw that Steve Martin said no.
How about Al Franken?
That’s a great idea. I’ll see what I can do to make it happen.
Disclaimer: I can do nothing to make it happen.
Unfortunately he declined the role, they did offer it. I agree it would’ve been a good casting.
I was thinking John C Reiley since Martin won’t do it
I like him because he speaks his mind and tells it like it is.
You mean he called his couch fucking and felony convicted adversaries those horrible names?
My god we needed this.
Love it. Walz is great.
Now we just need to see ads with this same energy
I’m already seeing a “border czar” one and it gets my piss to a boil because it’s absolutely not true
Except with trumps and vances track record, there is facts; not lies and blatant conjecture.
The time for going high when they go low is over with
“You know why Trump and Vance are…weird? Well…” The shit writes itself
