Edit:

The poll stopped me in my tracks but it’s actually even worse.

It should not take this long to get to imdb

Edit2: didn’t even realize it thinks I’ll “love it” based on things I look up. I don’t think I’d like it.

Edit³: IMDb was the example I used without thinking. I’m aware that there’s a link to it in the top card. It’s the other web results that I don’t already know about that I’d like to see. I now know there’s a hidden “web” tab. There’s also https://www.google.com/search?udm=14&q=example` but it’s still mildly infuriating that you have to know about these things to get the basic results we expected for years.

  • @[email protected]
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    1163 months ago

    Damn. I switched to DDG like well over a year ago and thought I was just kind of putting up with it for the sake of privacy. Turns out I didn’t know how good I have it

    • @[email protected]
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      243 months ago

      Exactly. I’ve been using DDG for years now and when I have to use Google search for whatever reason, I am quickly reminded how crap ggl is.

      • Carighan Maconar
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        33 months ago

        I just wish DDG would finally kill their Apple Maps. Over here they’re so incredibly unusable it’s just not funny any more. I’ll take here maps before that POS.

        It’s so bad that on desktop, you can’t even go and click on alternative elements on the map without explicitly changing your search terms to them. You see them, but they’re non-interactive. So the incredibly common case “I remember the name of the restaurant next to this place” (or something similar) cannot be done on DDG, on account of getting Apple money to include their maps.

        • @[email protected]
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          13 months ago

          Completely agree! I wish you could choose which map to use. I still use and love google maps.

        • @[email protected]
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          Using a specialized tool for the task is the way to go, in my opinion. I use OpenStreetMaps when I need to look at the map. If I’m looking for some famous(ish) place, I look it up on Wikipedia and jump to OSM from there.

    • @[email protected]
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      143 months ago

      It shouldn’t take this long to get to imdb

      In case anyone here isn’t aware, you can directly search IMDB from DuckDuckGo by using the bang !imdb.

    • @[email protected]
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      DDG is moving into the same direction. I had to use ublock to hide the news block that appears when I’m searching for a movie/show in order to avoid spoilers.

      • Carighan Maconar
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        93 months ago

        In fact this was one of the key features lauded about DDG in its early days, the “instant result”-boxes.

        Google kinda only went hard on them afterwards, probably seeing a good idea over at DDG because for the vast majority of people, they’re looking for answers and results, not specifically objects of type link-to-search-result. They don’t need a list of links, so long as the information they were after is reliably in those generated cards.

        See OP wanting an IMDB link, which is directly there as Google correctly assumed that’s a very very very common use case for googling the name of a movie.

    • modifier
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      43 months ago

      I had the identical reaction. Thanks OP for posting this repellent screenshot. So glad I changed my defaults.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      543 months ago

      They’re throwing shit at the wall I guess. Last week I got this in my YouTube feed:

      • LostXOR
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        Great, now they’re going to start giving us exams before we’re allowed to watch a video.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          103 months ago

          I doubt it. They know I’m into audio production and this is kind of a softball question. Maybe if they start giving me more advanced ones.

          • Jilanico
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            183 months ago

            The Gemini logo next to the word “Experiment” makes me suspicious.

          • @[email protected]
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            43 months ago

            I think it’s just something creators can do to boost gain extra impressions but apparently they don’t have to do it themselves anymore…

          • Jilanico
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            23 months ago

            Simple questions with known answers might be a way to weed out malicious/untrustworthy responders.

            • Eager Eagle
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              Yes, control questions, in a form, with 20 other open-ended questions which answers actually have value.

              This is solely for engagement. Trivia questions have no value for training models.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          33 months ago

          No, it’s lower volume (think amplification). Lower pitch would be from low frequency.

  • Caveman
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    553 months ago

    Here’s duckduckgo result for comparison

    • @[email protected]OP
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      23 months ago

      Probably, luckily I had no interest in watching it and looked it up for other reasons.

  • @[email protected]
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    243 months ago

    I know this won’t be the answer people want, but to be perfectly frank if I know I want the IMDb page for a movie, I put IMDb in the query. It will put the page you want right at the top, none of that extra shit, and it will even probably predict what you’re typing before you finish.

    • @[email protected]
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      233 months ago

      separately, imdb itself has been enshittified enough that, most times, i don’t want the imdb page as a search result.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      63 months ago

      imdb wasn’t really the point, that’s on me, I could have also just tapped imdb on the card at the very top. It’s the other sites that I don’t know to search for that I would like to see promoted

  • MrMobius
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    223 months ago

    Don’t worry, Google is actually getting sued for its various malpractices (paying browsers millions to be their default search engine, Google adsense putting the best bidder at the top of the search results, etc). It might even come to the US justice system ordering the breakup of various Google products into smaller independent companies.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      103 months ago

      As a side point: IMDB’s page is even more obtuse and unnavigable than it was 5 years ago. Literally no hotbar…

      Every front end design dev that graduated in the last decade is brain damaged

      • @[email protected]
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        73 months ago

        That’s Amazon’s way of working. They push the content that they want you to use over what you want to use.

        • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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          53 months ago

          This seems so fuckdamn back asswards to me. I mean the website experience is 80% of the service. Why alienate visitors for the CHANCE to upsell them when failure means they stop using the service?

          I mean let’s consider the opposite: What if every time you opened the page, stuff you WANTED was there instead of stuff THEY want you to want? I guarantee that would drive sales and satisfaction better than the impulse buy chinese shit that breaks in 3 uses.

      • @[email protected]
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        43 months ago

        It’s not the individual contributors writing the website that are making these decisions, it’s people in $1000 suits, sitting on the 44th floor of a Manhattan skyrise asking “how do we make red line go up?”.

        • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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          13 months ago

          There were at least a group of people overseeing the redesign, and none of them thought that making the site harder to navigate would turn off visitors, all they saw was the opportunity to advertise even harder.

          MBAs are ruining literally everything and it’s getting to the point where they need to be dragged out into the streets.

    • @[email protected]
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      I remember a time where you could get multiple search results without scrolling

      So one doesn’t count.

      • @[email protected]
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        23 months ago

        Yes, but their edit says that it shouldn’t take so long to get to IMDB which is what I was commenting on.

        The fact that there is only one result is awful.

  • @[email protected]
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    213 months ago

    It was too good and offered no financial incentive for them to continue with it. It’s better if users scroll endlessly looking for the information that used to simply be available instantly.

  • Ech
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    If anyone still wants to use google without this, you can use this url, replacing ‘%s’ with your search

    https://www.google.com/search?q=%s&udm=14

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      You can add it as a search engine on your browser for fewer steps. There are add-ons that can help you with that.

  • mechoman444
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    173 months ago

    To be fair. All the information for the movie is right there at the top. If you wanted just info about the movie.

    The poll though… Ya… That’s kinda crazy.

  • @[email protected]
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    163 months ago

    Tbf there’s a link to imdb on the first image

    Yeah I usually like the Google boxes in search results, but this is so excessive. Everything after and including the polls is just completely unnecessary

  • LazaroFilm
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    153 months ago

    I switched to DuckDuckGo on all my devices and I get shocked that people can’t find anything when they search.

    • @Gimpydude
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      53 months ago

      Totally worth the subscription

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        I was a bit skeptical about paying for search, but after trying out the free plan, I subbed and later upgraded to the family plan. No regrets.