I won’t be taking questions.
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I don’t have any inherent disagreement, but I feel like I’m gonna need you to show your work. Can’t you have beef pepperoni? that feels very close to milk, and only a step away from cream.
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Yum, frozen salad dressing
Go back to Gilroy
That sounds Korean AF
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Both are animal fat products
Dude your mom’s an animal fat product
…and I like eating all three…
And all three abandoned me no wait what
The culinary opposite of pepperoni is coconut milk.
The culinary opposite of coconut milk is haggis.
The culinary opposite of haggis is leafy greens
Coconut milk ice cream
Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
No it’s not
They’re both Italian, ice cream can be non-sweet, there must be bigger opposites!
Wouldn’t it be gelato vs pepperoni?
Not a question, but I challenge you to explain yourself.
You’ve either had too much pepperoni, or too little ice cream…
Either way, you owe us all an explanation. Or ice cream. I’ll accept ice cream.
but no pepersplaining please
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
They’re both high in fat so no, it’s not.
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I would say guacamole
Tangent: one if my roommates discovered a recipe for an avocado-based chocolate mouse. She hates it when I call it chocolate guacamole, guacolate, or chocomole.
I’d say they’re in a somewhat similar realm of consistency so no
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Waiter!
You know, I ain’t mad at that.
Don’t agree, but I can dig the vibe.
Now, I would have said salad, personally, as the opposite of ice cream, or maybe barbecue.
Why would you say something so brave, yet so controversial?