(I don’t actually have any opinions about Missouri)

  • @[email protected]
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    743 months ago

    People always pick on Missouri, but whenever I’ve been there, I’ve always found the locals to be kind and welcoming. It really is true, Missouri loves company.

    • @[email protected]
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      83 months ago

      Meanwhile it’s the only place I’ve seen someone stick their head out of a car window and yell at a black person walking down the street to, and I will use their exact phrase as I remember it even 12 years later:

      “Go back to monkey Island you stupid dirty niiiiiiiiiig…” And he was silenced by the car driving away before he could finish, but it should be obvious

  • @Whorehoarder
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    383 months ago

    This might be a stupid question, but is Kansas city not in Kansas?

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      1043 months ago

      Not a stupid question at all, lol. There are actually two different cities, both named Kansas City, on either side of the border:

      It’s incredibly funny to me that the bigger one, and only one anyone talks about, isn’t the one in Kansas.

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          I suppose it’s the same city physically but not officially because legal issues or whatever

          Similarly, if you go to the Estonian town of Valga you can simply walk or drive into the Latvian town Valka by accident.

      • @[email protected]
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        163 months ago

        It makes it fun going to concerts to see who can pass the Kansas/Missouri test. I just saw Green Day at an amphitheater on the Kansas side and Billie Joe would scream “Kansas City! Missouri… Kansas… and surrounding areas!” which was a novel solution lol

        • @[email protected]
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          63 months ago

          Lots of venues in the suburbs surrounding dc in MD and they’ll always refer to the area as DC.

          Granted given our geographical size the crowd is just as likely to be from PA or VA

          The European bands calling it “Silver Spring, DC” are my favorites.

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      Kansas City

      not in Kansas

      St. Louis

      not in Louisiana

      Fun fact: St. Louis used to be in Louisiana.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      Both were named for the Kansas river. The location of the mouth of the Kansas river flowing into the Missouri establishes the longitude that the whole western border of Missouri (except for the Platte Purchase). Basically Kansas state is where the Kansas river flows and Kansas City began where the river ends.

    • @[email protected]
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      43 months ago

      Don’t feel too stupid, after all a former president of the United States once congratulated the state of Kansas after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Superbowl.

    • JJROKCZ
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      It’s in Missouri and Kansas both. St. Louis also exists on both sides of the river/border but East St Louis is always treated differently since it’s in a pretty desperate situation economically and no one seems to care.

      Worth mentioning that all 4 of these cities operate under drastically different governments with no oversight over each other which shows when you compare them with each other

  • @21Cabbage
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    203 months ago

    Notice neither are gunning for Iowa or Nebraska.

    • JJROKCZ
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      63 months ago

      No one sober would ever consider Springfield MO or Springfield IL to be anywhere near the word MAJOR city. Both are destitute compared to the actual cities in their states

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      I’d never heard of this particular Springfield so I looked it up. According to Wikipedia St. Louis is the 22nd largest city by population in the US and Kansas City is 34th. Neither are huge but I think major city applies. Springfield on the other hand ranks 143rd. I’m not even sure most people would consider it a city.

      • @[email protected]
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        43 months ago

        Woah woah woah. Springfield is definitely a city. It says so right in the logo:

        A screenshot of the home page of the website springfieldmo.gov (the official website for Springfield Missouri) showing only the top-left corner of the page (pretty much just the logo and the address bar of the browser showing the url). Just beside the logo it says "City Of Springfield".

        (Real talk, folks. I don’t care if anyone considers Springfield a “major city” or even a “city” at all. It’s just funny to think of an anthropomorphic caricature of Springfield, Missouri crying over a perceived slight to its ego.)

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        To clarify, that’s by metro district. St Louis is 76th by the population inside its city boarders. It’s about 100k more than Springfield, MO.

        Suburban sprawl sucks.

  • @[email protected]
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    63 months ago

    I’ve heard a similar joke about Mississippi. Mississippi has two major cities: Memphis and New Orleans.

  • JJROKCZ
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    63 months ago

    I live in the eastern one, many of us would absolutely love to join Illinois instead of Missouri. We pretty much hate this state