Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! You’re pissing everywhere!
“Nothing. I’m all righ- *puke*”
I don’t think I can pee that high
Only one way to find out.
LOOSEN UP!
They came from… behind!
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Wait, do you think that’s the original line, or are you riffing?
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Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!
Sorry!
Challenge accepted
“Trust the Force”
Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.
Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?
I’m sure the “Legends Expanded Universe” people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.
Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.
If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued
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I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.
Missed an opportunity to make the number 069420
2187 or 1138 would be classier.
They didn’t want to spring for the color print or did that not mesh well with the color palette in the room?
Later: pee all the way up the wall
Negative. It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface.
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That’s similar to something else I do
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9gag is still around huh
