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Poguechamp
Oui
(pronounced <<Weh>>)
That would be the pronunciation for ouais
(pronounced <<Weh>>)
Quebecois, non?
J’ai pris quelques cours de français.
At first I thought the emojis were supposed to stand for “cat” “fr”
F in the chat for this
I have no idea what any of this says.
Rizz = charisma.
Chat = usually an audience watching a stream and adding messages to the chat.
Am I cooked = Have I ruined it.
Clip that = Create a short clip of whatever just happened.
Disclaimer: I’m old so might not be 100 on all these.
Dw gramps, you’re deadass, no cap.
proper punctuation kinda takes away from this writing style
He did a “how do you do, fellow kids?”
Yeah you’re not wrong
Fr fr
fr fr
Pretty spot on imo
Yeah. I’m so old I STILL don’t get it.
“Is that charisma?” That makes no grammatical sense at all.
“Is what was just sent to me charismatic or not, third party acting as my friends giving advice?”
Ahh! Okay! Thanks.
More like asking “you think I’m charismatic?”
Okay, now I get it.
Okay but when do we go planking, fam? It’s well phat, raaaazzzzzz!
My kids are just toddlers but I’m so pumped to embarrass them with dad-attempts-cool-talk.
It’s a timeless classic
Haha yes! I think we all reach a point in our lives when we truly become adults, and it’s when we realise that adults who didn’t understand our lingo and were embarrassing actually:
- Understood more of it than they let on,
- Used it incorrectly around younger people for a laugh, or to help bolster the kid’s confidence (the kid gets a little “omg that adult doesn’t know what blorpitybloo means! I’m so much more cultured than they are” boost).
- Realised that every generation has their language “thing”, and we don’t necessarily have to keep up with the latest word on the street to be fulfilled, or to connect meaningfully with the younger generations.
Yeah, I’ve never thought that far in to it.
I guess I just think it’s a way to “tease” someone without the target of the joke being them. Like, lets all laugh about what an idiot dad is, instead of lets all laugh about what an idiot this kid is.
When I was a kid uncles, siblings, and yeah parents, “teased” us by making mildly humiliating comments about which we would all laugh in a good natured hearty way. As in “fine_sandy_bottom is too short, we’ll have to put sheep poo in his boots to help him grow quicker”. Maybe it’s just teasing, maybe it’s a shitty thing to say to a child.
Playing “dad is an embarrassing idiot” doesn’t have that ambiguity.
Haha yeah that stuff is great :-) Bonding at its finest!
Not quite the same thing but reminds me of how my father would always tell me I have hollow legs, on account of the huge amounts I’d eat whilst remaining skinny. I mean, I’d have a proper big evening dinner, then a bit later a microwave lasagne, then another microwave meal, and maybe a bar or two of fruit and nut chocolate, and never put any fat on xD
Growing teenagers for ya :P
rizz is also used to mean flirt. So “I like you” “Are you flirting with me?”
Neither do I and then I saw that someone responded to you with an explanation and I realized I didn’t need to know before I read it.
MODS!!!
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CHAT urbate
I’m going to go with “the like isn’t reciprocated.” Lol
Chad ThundercockChat Thundercope
F
I’m not the world’s most social butterfly and people’s dependence on LLMs still makes me want to put my forehead through this relatively solid desk.
This is chat as in twitch chat, not chatgpt.
That… doesn’t make me feel better.
It’s slightly better
It’s also probably a joke / not real
What’s the high point of happiness for a pile of 21 cabbages look like?
Been getting really into Stardew Valley recently, and cooking, been trying to ride my bike more too, though I probably ride more than most already.
I found stardew relaxing! Especially, strangely enough, how it doesn’t try to grip your attention too hard.
Like, it lets you feel like it’s okay to just put it down for as long as you like to do other life things then come back to it whenever you’re ready _
Check out the “You suck at cooking” YouTube channel, it’s not actually for people who are terrible at cooking haha but it’s a very well produced, witty series of recipes that are simple to follow and usually teaches me a thing or 2 along the way :-)
And the videos aren’t any longer than they need to be, which is refreshing!
Isn’t this Facebook messenger?
Why’d you downvote yourself bro
I didn’t
this is imessage
No, this is Patrick!
Save your forehead and desk, this is referring to “chat” as the viewers of their “stream”. Streamers say this kind of thing and their viewers respond through the chat feature.
Yeah like I told the other one that doesn’t make me feel better. I think I’m too young to start having a ‘you dang kids’ moment though.
Never too
lateearly to start.
Clip that.
4head*
What should I do, chat?
Why do I hear xqc?
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