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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon's body is a machine

sh.itjust.works

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Anon's body is a machine

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works
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    For those who don’t get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.

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      Oooooh…

      Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

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        • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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          If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.

          I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.

          • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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            Well don’t leave us hanging. Was it?

            • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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              It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.

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                Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily

                • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                  Why next week? We need daily samples.

              • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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                Fuck yeah hydrohomie

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        • repungnant_canary@lemmy.world
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          It’s actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what’s normal for you so you know when to worry.

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            Very much this. You don’t have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.

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              Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon

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                Just use a straw. What’s wrong with you idiots?

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              And Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern

              /J

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                • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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                  I believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all

                  Rightly chuffed, Cheers!

            • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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              and your frequency (anywhere from daily to weekly is normal)

              Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

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            Hence the “poop shelf” which has taken over toilets in the last decade

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              In what country? I saw them in Germany decades ago, but I haven’t seen one in Australia yet

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                Go look at a Bunnings or Reece, 90% of their models since about 2018 have been with poop shelves. Granted, that does mean it will take a while before they’re everywhere, but it’s only a matter of time.

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          guys stop smelling your own piss just flush drink it

          FTFY

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        Coffee

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          I’ve gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.

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          The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha

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        Get yo self a glucometer if you’re thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they’re super cheap these days.

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        It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.

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          Whew! That’s a relief

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            Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.

            I know I was.

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              I was. It smelled like coca cola

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        Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.

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        Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets

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          Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.

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            My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!

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        Could be artificial sweeteners.

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    Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!

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      And lose weight with every amputation

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        10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

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          Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.

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    Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.

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        Why is there a picture of Stevie wonder next to maple syrup disease

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      Its just beetus. Anon is just a dummy.

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      Or liver failure.

      Or a serious infection.

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    But did they taste it to confirm?

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