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GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

It do be like that most times:(

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It do be like that most times:(

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GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    I was going to downvote this, but then I realised that would be admitting you won.

    I’ll have to write an angry comment instead

    erm

    here goes

    You’re a stupid libtankietard who votes for chairman musk and all your opinions are based on Facebook and the UN. You probably believe the moon is round. You can’t even wear your Arch Socks on the right feet. We should defederate.

    Phew I think I won now. I forgot what we were arguing about?

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      I think to demonstrate how to properly wear your arch socks you should take a pic of yours and post it to the unix socks community to be a good example.

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        I’m sorry, I don’t post explicit photos of myself online.

        • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Understandable

        • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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          you MUST post them btw

          from the rfc

        • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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          You could blur the foot part of the socks…

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    Hey tankies gonna be tankies.

    • GrammarPolice@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m glad we all get the message

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    Look at this someone who thinks you can win an argument on the internet.

    • GrammarPolice@lemmy.worldOP
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      I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

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        I suppose a subjective win is still a win, I suppose.

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          Ooh, looks like someone lost an argument and is now downvoting me for it…

          • GrammarPolice@lemmy.worldOP
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            Now you have bragging rights

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        Thats right just keep telling yourself that ;)

      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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        It worked for the Vietnam war and all other U.S. wars since, why can’t we use the same strategy online?

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      More often than not, both feel they won

    • leftytighty@slrpnk.net
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      Yeah exactly, if you are talking about winning an online argument you’ve already lost in many ways

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    deleted by creator

    • Eheran@lemmy.world
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      But why even look at that? Who cares?

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        • Eheran@lemmy.world
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          Ah got it, thanks. I have never seen something like that for me and do not care, so would never look for it.

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      Yes, downvote my month old Star Trek joke. Cry harder.

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      I mentally multiply all votes by ℹ anyway.

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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    You’re really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.

    Besides, there’s no user karma on this site.

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      It’s not that i care. It’s just weird randomly seeing a lot of my benign comments at 0 upvotes. I can only then wonder how petty one must be to take their time to go through the effort

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        Really depends on what they use and how far back they went on you

        Like I’ve said elsewhere I do this to people posting insane or false bullshit that are clearly spamming it, if you’re taking a shit or whatever and on Voyager you can click someone’s name and swipe slightly to downvote, can get through over a hundred comments in one shit if you don’t pay any attention to the content and just swipe, I bet

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          I’m on voyager and i have an irrational fear of downvoting something when I swipe to go back out of a comments section

          • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            The dance of

            Accidental downvote

            Ok, half swipe to remove it

            No, now it’s an upvote, and I don’t really like the comment that much

            Half swipe to remove it

            … It’s a downvote again, presses button, leaves via home screen

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        i never look at the total score, one of the many horrible reddit features, plus i remove my automatic upvote

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      I love the downvote you got for that. The one lonely little downvote. There’s something poetic about it.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        At last, 🧑‍🔬 funny haters

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        Now it’s gone…

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    “Win an argument online”

    The edible paste market must be booming.

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    The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, “Oh ya, well…” and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.

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      This you?

      “The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, “Oh ya, well…” and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.”

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        Hehehe. Yes.

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      I love seeing when someone goes to find a months old comment and they pull out just… meh shit.

      They spent all their time going through someone’s profile for the tamest stuff.

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        I had someone say, “Go back and play with your Legos!”

        “It’s , ‘Lego bricks.’”

        Hehehe

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    Me here down voting your histo because I don’t like your user name.

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      Watch it buddy. I don’t fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it’s straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air

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        Watch it buddy. I don’t fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it’s straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air

        As you fail to capitalize two I’s and neglected a period at the end of your statement.

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          He’s a cop: don’t expect him to actually follow the rules he enforces.

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        • GrammarPolice@lemmy.worldOP
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          I never make grammar mistakes

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            2/2 of your comments ITT are missing periods.

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              I only enforce the rules not follow them👮😎

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                Rules for thee

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      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        just imagine they’re learning dvorak

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    lmao, it’s always so obvious when it happens. If they just downvoted my political opinions, it’d be whatever, but when they downvote things like providing sources and explanations for anodyne posts? Just tells me I can mentally subtract 1 downvote from all my recent comments.

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      This comment annoys me. I’m down voting your previous comment.

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      Exactly lmao. It’s so petty

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    Everyone’s in here talking about downvotes… I read this meme and thought “You seriously get into arguments on the internet?” The most I’ll do is leave a comment telling someone they’re full of it and then ignore the rest. Since the comment is more for the silent masses reading than the person I’m replying to. Hey, kinda like this comment. OP probably will spend their days in smug misery but I hope the rest of yall can step away from this petty bullshit some time.

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      I admire your nonchalance

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        Divine nonchalance to you!

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    Tankies announcing they won an argument after they finished making claims without evidence and then deleting the comments of the other person.

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      How do you delete someone else’s comments? Were you arguing with an admin?

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        Check the Lemmy.ml mod log…

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    I’m sorry dog but if you’re talking crazy saying Little Caesar’s tastes like ass and I look and see that you’re part of r/PissSwisherAnonymous Imma call you out

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      I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

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        Domino’s isn’t very hit or miss depending on which one you go to, most are cardboard, some are good.

        Little Ceasars is very consistently mediocre no matter where you go, and mediocre pizza is still pizza at the end of the day.

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          Importantly, Little Caesar’s is also priced like it’s mediocre. You’re also in and out super quick if you just want a basic pizza from their menu with no alterations.

          They’re good at what they do, and that’s basic, cheap, fast pizza.

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            Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.

            “Pizza! Pizza!” is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars

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        Somehow it’s both cheaper and better, at least in my area, but the bar is low because my local Domino’s is awful.

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    I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

    Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

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    I had a dedicated fan for a couple weeks.

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      Lucky you. I just had a crazy person who stopped logging in after they got banned for two days. :-(

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