Combat knife… What the actual fuck.
Seen in this clip
that’s not even mallninjashit–more like backwoods redneck flea market discount bin shit
Gas station quality
I’ve seen gas stations with a wider selection of knives than an actual knife store, that’s no insult.
Wide selection but are they of high quality?
His followers can’t afford mallninjashit.
I tried to mess with the customer support, but they stayed way too nice, so I felt bad and stopped. .__.
Just a good business who found a good business
When the grifter has a better customer support than most retail websites…
The day after Trump loses:
- PatriotAddictDeals.com closes shop
- PatriotAddictBargains.net opens for business
- PatriotAddictBargains sales rep: “Sorry, sir, we are a completely different company in a very real and legally-binding sense, and cannot honor a refund for your Trump NFT Ninja Sword. We can, however, offer you a limited-time 10% off coupon for this handsome Trump Ninja Sword display case.”
Made in China with the latest in Tin technology
You know it’s a real combat knife because it has a bottle opener built in. I’m maybe even kidding.
Isn’t that a belt cutter? (hook knife)
You can also see the glass breaker, it’s very common for these knifes to have a belt cutter and a glass breaker
Dual purpose. Actually I tried to look up what they list it as and all I came away with is the perfect discovery of it’s pricepoint:
“20% off”
So they’re offering 20% off the $69 price? Because 185 -> 69 is more than 20%. So then it’s just a clearance item. A shitty clearance knife.
189 -> 69 is also not a $135 savings
20% off $69 makes it $55. $190-$55 is $135 savings.
The savings seem correct, it’s just really confusing.
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Everything about it is obviously wrong. I’ve never seen a better metaphor for american conservatives.
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That shit isn’t worth $10.
Exactly what it looks like, yeah.
Which, as far as I’ve ever heard it, would make it a “folding utility knife”. I’ve also never seen a combat knife without a fixed blade, because… “Hold on let me just unfold my pocket knife so I can combat you!”
Any folding knife, again, as far as I’ve ever seen, would be more likely to be called a tactical knife. Which is just another word for utility folder IMO.
Tati-cool. Useless in practice.
Eh, depends. I used to carry a similar knife when I was a vol FF, because seat belt cutter + glass break is handy, and the blade worked better for clothing caught in something than the belt cutter (belt cutter works best when its taut and flat, since its basically a coupon cutter).
Worked just great for the intended purpose. What its not, however, is more than just a utility folder.
If anyone would be able to tell the difference between a “combat” knife and a fucking “pocket knife”, you would think it would be the y’all quaeda brigade of Trump supporters. But the fact that they’ll buy this shit up in droves despite knowing damn well it’s not what it’s advertised as just points to how brainwashed these cultists are.
A Pocket knife is one of these: https://www.victorinox.com/de-CH/Produkte/Schweizer-Taschenmesser/Mittlere-Taschenmesser/Swiss-Champ/p/1.6795
I will not accept or tolerate linguistic differences as an excuse, you’re being assimilated. Aswissilated if you want so. This is now a pocket knife, everything else not. I have spoken in my full authority as a owner of one of these.
Hope you have a lovely day, fellow pocket-knife owners.
Outside of the US or at least outside of English, a Swiss Army Knife is known as a pocket knife, and they’re not always Swiss-made either. As you can see from Victorinox’s own website (and they are the official manufacturer of what Americans call the Swiss Army Knife - which, indeed, got famous because it was used by the Swiss army), they call it a Taschenmesser, where Tasche translates to pocket and… I think you can guess what Messer translates to.
Nah that’s a knoyfe
Crikey I feel like over 100 bucks US for a swiss army knife is a bit steep
I am not going to that URL, but I’m predicting that even at “20%” off that knife is a bad deal.
Resident knife dweeb here. You all know me; my credentials are in my post history. I am a veritable connoisseur of crap exactly like this.
These twerps can cry “patriot” as much as they want, but this is a piece of shit OEM knife from China. The factory will do you any printing you want on the handle for a trivial upcharge. For instance, this looks an awful lot like the Top Quest T27019 (page 5, catalog here) or myriad other similar knockoff junk. The unit cost on this type of thing is about $2 each in bulk, for instance like this. Give me half an hour and I can probably figure out who the actual supplier is.
Some rat bastard is laughing all the way to the bank with these.
In case you were wondering, they are charging $69, while saying you’re saving “$100+”
They’re also saying it’s a limited-stock item with only 150 ever made. Sure, buddy.
They’re also selling a pack of crappy trump-themed memorabilia, a plane model, a blanket that’s supposedly “Trump” themed but has no trump branding, and a crappy electric lighter I’ve seen thousands of on Aliexpress.
If I had had the money in 2016, I would gladly be that rat bastard. It was obvious then that magtards would buy anything with dipshit’s name on it, and you could easily slap a banner on your website that “10% of your purchase will be donated to conservative* causes.” With a disclaimer that stipulates that conservative in this case is conservation or that it’s net proceeds after costs, and include salaries and political donations in costs. Political donations in this case actually referring to planned parenthood or blue campaigns in battleground states.
Suck money out of idiots and put it to good use.
They’re also saying it’s a limited-stock item with only 150 ever made. Sure, buddy.
Sell 150 each of 100 very slightly different designs, claim they’re all limited edition.
(Or, this being Trump, just outright lie and call it political interference when someone points it out)
Sell 150 each of 100 very slightly different designs, claim they’re all limited edition.
I see you’ve discovered boomer car culture.
It’s a lie. There are thousands available. If you order and they are close to running out, they will have more made.
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It’s a Chinese knife in American livery it’s got levels and they’re mostly dumb or crazy and or dumb and crazy.
MRW I enter political memes to dunk on trump and find all the knife people in here making good points.
That looks like a knife that came with the cheap walmart-brand survival kit that I bought to keep in my car.
It is horrible. Worst knife I have ever bought.
But it does have the seatbelt cutter and the glass breaker just like the one here. I think you can get it for a few bucks separately from the kit.
Have you actually tried the seatbelt cutter…how sure are you that it works better than your terrible knife?
I haven’t tried the seatbelt cutter on the knife, and i don’t even keep that knife near me.
I’m willing to bet that the seatbelt cutter can’t be as bad as the blade is, and that piece of shit can’t hold a sharpened edge. Though that bar is on the floor. But if it is somehow worse, i wouldn’t be too surprised.
Is… Is this real? I can no longer tell from this side of the pond
Yes. America has well and truly become a parody of itself.
Wow, that’s… well I don’t even know how to respond
Maybe we should have just stuck with having a king if we were going to end up this way.
You can have ours if you want, he’s a bit wet but at least he believes in environmental things, and I don’t want him!
I don’t even know anymore and I’m over here.
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Just a money grab. You really are trying to make it into something it’s not.
nope. i’ve personally met people who think they’re ready for combat and then showed me one of these 10$ gas station bullshit “knives”
trump followers are exactly that type of person
That’s why it’s a really good cash grab. They’re selling $5 knives with the word trump printed on them for $70 dollars after a 50% discount. They say the knives are rare (only 150 ever made or some bs). their 5 iq brains will be all over this shit
Even a bullshit knife can cut you.
The generalizing of 200M people y’all do is crazy to me. Carrying a knife is very common in rural areas.
But yeah they white labeled a cheap combat knife they thought idiots would think is cool so we’re going to start seeing news stories about neo Nazis starting a spree of stabbings with trump combat knives 🙄
There is a pretty clear pattern not just here but on Reddit as well (but much moreso here) of allowing jokes and memes about guillotining people and other violence and nobody cares; but then to turn around and lose their shit over this.
if by “generalizing” you mean claiming to be objectively a better person than anyone who votes for a rapist con man traitor convicted felon, then you’re goddamn fucking right-- i am
and please link me to the comments of people “losing their shit” because i don’t see any of that in this thread
Nope, y’all pretending they all are single issue we want to kill libs voters. You just can’t help yourself.
no one’s “pretending” anything. trump voters “ideals” are racism, guns, and jeebus, or some combination of the three
your trolling game needs a lot of work. maybe you should go back to /c/fuckcars and try to defend giant ridiculous dudebro pickup trucks again
There you go again, completely ignoring reality and trying to understand the opposition and just going to turn them all into a singular monster 🤷♂️
Bro’s trying to pretend 200 million people support Trump and accusing other people of ignoring reality 💀
I mean, OP didn’t choose to market it as a combat knife.
https://lemmy.world/comment/12917224
I’m sure we’re going to see a jump in stabbings with trump knives any day now.
A money grab for sure but not just… His base is openly getting ready to reclaim the election they already “know” will be stolen. Golden Sneakers and “my” bible are cash grabs ok; combat knife…
I mean. It isn’t even a combat knife. It’s just a pocket knife.
Beyond the item itself, my view is that the J6 mob attacked the capitol by reading between the lines/signs of their messiah. What signal does this give?
I think you’re reading too much into this specifically but there’s definitely a lot to say about why Trump appeals to gravy seals in the first place.
Dude I’m not sure where trump hosts the streams of his rallies but whereever it is it has some of the weirdest, sketchiest ads right next to his face
This just reminds me of Rwanda where right before the big one, they started distributing machetes which then were used to chop the opposition to death…
But of course trump wouldn’t do that… Without trying to scam his own voters first, at least.
It’s probably cheap soft steel made in China. You’re probably fine.
Is a foldable combat knife a good idea? I’d think you’d want the blade to be fixed
Yes, one would normally prefer a fixed blade.
However, depending on local laws, that may not be possible to carry.
That reminds me, I’m moving soon, I need to check out some various laws for the new place.
