Anyone wants to get some McDies with big fries? 🍟 🍔😏
Someone needs to tell them that this won’t be the win they think it would.
Best case is a good photo op, but even then, he is already associated with McDonald’s and fast food. I feel like in terms of meme potential, it would probably backfire.
Somebody get this man some ice to fry!
Nah. He’ll hold a utensil for a photo op, then go get the food he had an underling procure for him.
Here’s hoping for a hot oil explosion
There’s no way he knows how to work a deep frier
Nah. Let him cook. 🤣
What shade of orange will the become when he inevitably puts water in it and gets burning oil all over himself?
This means absolutely nothing until he has to work there 40 hours a week for at least 5 years for bare minimum survival, with no cameras, no medical care, and he has to live in a homeless shelter because he doesn’t earn enough to afford rent for the cheapest apartment.
They hiring convicted felons now?
Remeber that PSA where the woman gets her face melted off cause by a grease vat. Yeah I do too.
He really is trying to take a 15 year old’s job; I wonder what he’ll do when the fryer is overheated and it shuts off. Not too many employees even know what to do then, so assuming that fry cook is easy would probably be laughable, not to mention I’m willing to bet Kamala knows how to fix those fryers too.
I hope the moron listens to his inner voices and reaches into the fryer to grab the fries.
Just sticks his face right in the boiling oil to try to start chowing down.
I kinda hope he decides to listen to music and sway while it bubbles over and causes a grease fire. Which he then tries to extinguish with water.
Hope everyone knows where the exits are.
Hope everyone else knows where the exits are.
FTFY.
He won’t do a second debate release his medical records, or go on 60 Minutes, but he’ll stand in front of a fry cooker for a 20 minute photo op because he thinks Kamala Harris lied about… *checks notes* working at McDonalds? And what exactly does this prove? Is anybody really going to be fooled into believing that the dude born into wealth and living in a gilded tower will suddenly manifest some empathy for the common man’s plight by working one shift at a Mickey D’s?
Apparently he thinks that showing McDonald’s work would be way too easy for Kamala Harris is an attack on her.
Is anybody really going to be fooled into believing that the dude born into wealth and living in a gilded tower will suddenly manifest some empathy for the common man’s plight by working one shift at a Mickey D’s?
Yes. Yes they will. Faux News and Newsmax will make sure of that. :(
I’d be surprised if he actually works a full shift. And either way, I guarantee there is no way he gets the average employee treatment. Aside from the bad press it would generate for them with all the cameras around, there is a real danger of hurting the fuhrer’s feelings and being put on his probably-not-so-metaphorical hit list.
I think I heard him say at one of his appearances that he’s going to work for 30 minutes, and then said it would be longer than Kamala ever worked there. So yeah, he’s never been planning on putting in a full shift.
I bet he didn’t even consult with the franchisee or mcdonalds corporate and is going to get told to fuck off when he shows up
Y’all he’s gonna just get photos and leave he’s not working in the slightest
He’ll take one basket out of a fryer and say he worked as a fry cook for the rest of the campaign. Make him do it for a single hour at a peak time without any help and see what happens. Bet he or someone there will end up in the hospital and no one will get any fries.
We’ll get photos of him in his suit holding a fry basket, and the dupes will say he’s “just like us.”
A new and pristine basket that will work just as hard as he will.
And the basket will be upside down.
Make him live off of the salary for a month as well
Easy there, satan. No need to be inhumane.
Given his rapidly accelerating cognitive decline, I wouldn’t let him anywhere near a deep fryer. He’s liable to accidentally burn that restaurant down if he has another ‘dancing episode’ or something similar.
Wonder if Don will make the Trump family recipe for fried ice
One can only hope.
“One order for fried ice, Don!”
Either that or a pressurized spray can of oil (nonstick cooking spray).
Let it happen, nothing of value will be lost.
Funny, I was thinking the opposite, but for the same reasons.
It’ll probably be more like standing next to the fryer with a teenager nearby to make sure he doesn’t fuck everything up.
As a general rule, I’m against harassing food service employees. But if someone were to throw a shake at him, I think we could let it slide this one time
Wait a minute. When did they repair the machine?
I’ll bring my own…
Don’t worry secret service will take that
bulletshake.I hope he doesn’t stop for 30 minutes to listen to that milkshake song.
Try to count the number of articles this psychopath gets compared to Harris.
