• @[email protected]
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    124 minutes ago

    Top right corner, there’s a Collage Humor watermark.

    It explains why this is so inaccurate

  • Flying Squid
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    I would trust J.D. with my life way over Dr. Seuss.

    J.D. is a fool, but he’s also a really good doctor.

      • Flying Squid
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        114 minutes ago

        Of course not! He’s Vanilla Bear to Turk’s Chocolate Bear!

        (We don’t discuss Caramel Bear.)

    • @[email protected]
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      111 minutes ago

      Depends on which season. Are you extrapolating current JD? Or can we pick season 1 JD, where he has a lot of knowledge, but very little experience, and wasn’t a very good doctor yet?

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        Kevorkian wouldn’t have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn’t made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. And that was not an easy thing for him to decide.

        He seemed like an extremely principled man.

  • @[email protected]
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    Doctor Evil didn’t go to Evil Medical School for six years to be put in the section with no training, thank you very much!

  • @[email protected]
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    176 hours ago

    Why is Doctor Strange to the left of JD from Scrubs? Isn’t he a world renown surgeon or something? Does that count for less because he hasn’t had medical practice lately?

    • @[email protected]
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      Dr. Strange had his injury in 1963, he probably went through medical school in the 1950’s and has been studying magic, not medicine ever since. His techniques and knowledge are extremely out of date.

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      Not to mention less formal training than Dr. Quinn? At least he’s studied modern medicine and has specialty years after surgery residency.

    • @[email protected]
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      If I had to guess it’s because JD is more of a general physician. Strange was a neurosurgeon before the accident that crippled his hands and led him to study the Mystic Arts. So not only can he not perform surgery anymore without magic but if he was working on you, then you were pretty much in life or death territory anyway.

  • @leftzero
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    99 hours ago

    No Doctor Nick…?

  • @leftzero
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    79 hours ago

    The Doctor is only on “TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE” as long as you aren’t messing with (or have ever attempted to mess with) humans or other people they care about… otherwise they’re on “RUN, RUN VERY FAR”.

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        You also don’t want to be his companion…you’re best off jumping to a different reality and getting far away from London.

  • beefbot
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    26 hours ago

    Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    1311 hours ago

    The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.

    Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.