Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while
Update: https://www.thelist.com/1580619/whatever-happened-to-dr-oz/
Top right corner, there’s a Collage Humor watermark.
It explains why this is so inaccurate
I would trust J.D. with my life way over Dr. Seuss.
J.D. is a fool, but he’s also a really good doctor.
He’s also not a racist!
Of course not! He’s Vanilla Bear to Turk’s Chocolate Bear!
(We don’t discuss Caramel Bear.)
Depends on which season. Are you extrapolating current JD? Or can we pick season 1 JD, where he has a lot of knowledge, but very little experience, and wasn’t a very good doctor yet?
You’re missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.
Kevorkian wouldn’t have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn’t made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. And that was not an easy thing for him to decide.
He seemed like an extremely principled man.
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.
Why don’t you ask Dee Barnes…
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
Y’all notherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
*Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Evil didn’t go to Evil Medical School for six years to be put in the section with no training, thank you very much!
Why is Doctor Strange to the left of JD from Scrubs? Isn’t he a world renown surgeon or something? Does that count for less because he hasn’t had medical practice lately?
Dr. Strange had his injury in 1963, he probably went through medical school in the 1950’s and has been studying magic, not medicine ever since. His techniques and knowledge are extremely out of date.
Not to mention less formal training than Dr. Quinn? At least he’s studied modern medicine and has specialty years after surgery residency.
If I had to guess it’s because JD is more of a general physician. Strange was a neurosurgeon before the accident that crippled his hands and led him to study the Mystic Arts. So not only can he not perform surgery anymore without magic but if he was working on you, then you were pretty much in life or death territory anyway.
I feel like Zoidberg should be a lot lower.
lmao I had to scroll back up
Zoidberg once heard Fry say blood was thicker than water and wrote down: “Blood…thicker!”
Nonsense! He’s been taking humans apart for years. He can rearrange your body parts into any order you want.
You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?
No film experience yet.
Dr Pepper very nice tho
No Doctor Nick…?
HI, EVERYBODY!
Hello Dr Nick!
The Doctor is only on “TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE” as long as you aren’t messing with (or have ever attempted to mess with) humans or other people they care about… otherwise they’re on “RUN, RUN VERY FAR”.
You don’t want to be an incidental character when The Doctor is about.
You also don’t want to be his companion…you’re best off jumping to a different reality and getting far away from London.
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.