• teft
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    3515 hours ago

    I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.

    Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.

  • @[email protected]
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    812 hours ago

    Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.

    I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.

    • Aa!
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      4514 hours ago

      I kept thinking “bump key” which is a tool for bypassing locks

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        Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.

    • teft
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      1015 hours ago

      In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.

  • @Taiatari
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    1216 hours ago

    I don’t get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s the number of attempts that you get to open the lock to the candy stash using the provided key.

      I’m pretty sure that’s it.

    • mozingo
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      Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.

      This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.

    • @[email protected]
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      516 hours ago

      Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.