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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Was the first too coincidentally

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Was the first too coincidentally

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    I can’t stop staring at the dent he made in the hood of that car. 🙄

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      On his toes to make sure his weight is spread over as little surface as possible

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        Thats his chakra warping space time

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          It’s okay, guys, it’s a joke.

          That’s not his car.

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      Is it possible this young man has poor judgement and risk analysis when faced with deciding between momentary joy at the expense of future harm?

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        I mean, he’s driving a charger soo…

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          Dodge Charger. Number one car for people either A) Too young to know better or B) Wanting to make the worst decisions in life.

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            The most popular car near military bases

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              Dealership owners are already the worst kinds of scum. Dealership owners next to military bases are an extra level of lowlife.

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              Yeah op already said that

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          Unless I am missing something, I don’t think thats a charger.

          For every reference pic of every model year in the last 20 years… the grill and the headlights do not connect, as they do with this image.

          There’s always some kind of gap seperating the headlight and grill, it becomes more pronounced over time.

          uh also more fun random trivia:

          https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a46228915/dodge-charger-and-challenger-production-has-ended/

          There will be no more chargers.

          The next ones will be EVs, I am sure very much enrgaging a whole lot of people.

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            You’re right, that’s a 2009-2013 Dodge avenger.

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    How’s he gonna Dodge the repo man?

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      If he can’t dodge it, he’ll avenge it for sure.

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        Look at his stance. Repo man got nothing on him

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    somebody gonna call lizard lick?

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      That’s a blast from the past. Here in Ireland there was a couple months stint of that being all the rage.

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        well theres gotta be a more recent repo man available to snatch those wheels out from under goofy there

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      Haven’t watched that show in ages.

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    Don’t worry. I’m sure the bank will understand.

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