• @BoobaAwooga
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    That’s exactly what he should do. He can’t control the world ending, but he can control his own happiness

  • @[email protected]
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    Of course you would turn to the comics. They are right there and it might be your last chance to read them.

  • @RedditRefugee69
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    2513 days ago

    Imagine if you could vote to stop the meteor but choose to stay home and read the comics instead.

    • Rhaedas
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      I voted to stop the meteor. Now I’m reading comics.

      • @RedditRefugee69
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        213 days ago

        That’s understandable and not implied by the comic, so you’re not targeted by my joke.

    • Blaster M
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      “But think of the jobs the meteor will create!”

    • @LiPoly
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      1513 days ago

      Imagine actively voting for the meteor to hit earth faster!

      • @RedditRefugee69
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        913 days ago

        I hear the meteor has a lot of palladium, which should help our economy.

        • Otter
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          213 days ago

          I would like to celebrate it as a foundational nutrient for all life on Earth

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      The meteor and global warming are both the same, still trying to kill people. I will vote third-party for world peace instead.

      • @RedditRefugee69
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        1013 days ago

        A vote for a third party under FPTP is mathematically a vote against the party closest to your values. If you live in the US, that means you vote(d) against the Democratic Party and for the Republican Party.

        I too long for a third party, but 2024 is not the time.

        • /home/pineapplelover
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          Unfortunately, most people won’t understand this and still vote for third party even when third party will almost certainly never win, in the context of present day Murican politics.

            • @RedditRefugee69
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              513 days ago

              40% of people are voting to divert the meteor and 40% are voting to accelerate it towards us…

              Hmmm… I vote we change the moon’s orbit a bit. I’m a single-issue voter and neither plan really addresses the moon very well.

    • @[email protected]
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      1013 days ago

      I blocked a ton of words and subs and I refuse to engage in this shit. Just LMK when we’re killing nazis.

      • @[email protected]
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        613 days ago

        Hells yeah, trying not to programmatically block things so I don’t miss something that’s actually important, but you can’t doom scroll this @#$%

    • @[email protected]
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      I am trying the same thing, but politics somehow keeps coming up even amongst my ‘apolitical’ friends.

      • @[email protected]
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        Is this sarcastic where the ‘apolitical’ friends is not really apolitical but just labeled themselves as apolitical?

        • @[email protected]
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          413 days ago

          Nail on the head. Worse yet, my more centrist friends basically cheered at trump’s win. Not so centrist I guess right? What happened to “both candidates are equally bad guys”?

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    613 days ago

    There’s a mass without roofs,

    A prison to fill

    A country soul

    That reads comics no bills

    A strike and a line of cops outside of the mill

    There’s the right to obey and the right to kill

  • @[email protected]
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    Tired of always the same doomsday news. Yees you got repeatedly a conviccted felon with ties to russia as president. Yees, Israel genocides and Russia does next stupid thing in Ukraine. Children are dying of hunger and celebrity X broke up with Y. Comics are fun.