E: Da Rules
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The teleportation can only be used to move you.
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Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.
- Put on gorilla suit
- Teleport to the ISS for the second time
That’s a lot of limitations. I take my dog every time I leave the house! Maybe cheat and also take my passport :p
That said, probably somewhere like Aus or NZ…
It’d have to be extremely public, preferably during a live broadcast sporting event or something. To generate buzz and news. Hoping that’s enough for them to let me stay and make some money :p
Or challenge someone to a race. Or an escape challenge make some money. The problem here I is getting it set up in time.
Right next to Vladimir Putin. Only wish I carried a gun or knife or something but we’re about to find out if an obese middle aged man can strangle to death an elderly Russian. Actually, let’s make it interesting, drop me maybe 10-15 ft above his head.
I know there are probably better things or at least less suicidal things i could do but it’s a chance to give my life meaning and the best I could think of.
I’d go to the basement of the guy’s mom from that other post about only storing 100GB and steal his 130PB SAN.
The problem would be getting it back out. The post only says 1 teleport, nothing about getting home again.
One way or round trip? That makes a big difference…
The centre of the earth would be interesting but will save this for my death bed.
So the ISS would probably be the coolest place I could go to but first I’d open up a GPS app on my phone and also set the camera recording so that it could potentially gather interesting data about the teleportation.
I’ll go to The Trackless Wastes of Sparsis.
I think I left my pen there.
do i keep my momentum after i have teleported?
You might find yourself flying 1,670 km/h upwards into the sky
The US house of representatives, just to say “I bring a dire warning from the future”
(they don’t realize you mean Brazilian time zone)
Teleporting home from work would be pretty useful.
Even if it’s a one time thing
Are you sure I can’t save it in case I need to get out of the Backrooms some day?
Shit, I would use it to teleport into the backrooms. Finally some peace and quiet!
Teleport myself into Putin to do the world a favour
Imagine being the one who has to explain that Putin died when another person burst forth from his body like an alien.
“Look, nobody’s going to believe I just materialized here as opposed to evading your security check. How about we work together on getting out of here by blaming Gerasimov or Shoigu?”
Would it be like a chest burster alien, or more like what Neo did to Agent Smith?
The Fly.
Asking the important questions!
People would assume you used some sort of weird explosive
If we teleport to a moving object, can we equalize speeds in relation to it instead of our current reference? If yes, ISS - good luck getting me outta there! If no, I’ll mumble “Shenzh/gen” and see if I end up in China or Luxembourg.
to an alternate universe where magic is real and big titty anime girls want to form a party with me.
I chose this dude’s spawnpoint
OP’s mom? Classic choice
So, you want to be an isekai protagonist. Understandable, me too!
