My wife has done this a few times. I think she’s jealous of guys being able to pee standing up

    • DumptruckMissesEnglish
      4·
      5 months ago

      They must not be familiar with the female anatomy if you get me…

      • MaybeALittleBitWeirdEnglish
        5·
        5 months ago

        Hey that’s not fair, they have the same knowledge as every other teenage boy who’s only ever watched porn!

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      3·
      5 months ago

      No…but it’s a bit of a challenge to hit a spot for a standing female. A thrill for a guy is being able to write his name in the snow

        • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          2·
          5 months ago

          In the shower you don’t have to be accurate regarding the direction or directions of your stream. It’s all going to wind up down the drain and you are going to emerge clean

      • idiomaddict@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        5 months ago

        That’s only because we don’t teach little girls how to from age two. Women can learn, it’s not especially difficult, just a completely different type of aim.

        For anyone wondering: make a peace sign with your dominant hand and position it so that your two extended fingers get a good grip on your labia, with the tips about 1-3 cm from your urethra. Pull everything slightly forward, and begin peeing with great pressure. When you can’t sustain the pressure, cut the stream off (this was actually way harder for me to learn than the aiming).

        Start in the shower to practice pressure control while aiming at the drain. When you’re confident, do it in the shower before turning the water on, to confirm your aim is true and you’re not losing stray drops. When that’s the case, congratulations! You can pee standing up.

  • RBWellsV23English
    5·
    5 months ago

    Of course we do, it’s nothing to do with jealousy, just expedient. Already in there, would you get out of the shower and pee in the toilet? That seems silly.