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A better idea
Nah we keep Alaska too.
And probably lose Alberta for a few years. It would be like brexit- let us back in please
Updated for 2024/5:
Jesusland includes Wisconsin, Pennslyvania, Michigan, and Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba.
Illinois, New Mexico and Colorado go to USC, but they’re basically in a Lesotho situation.
I’ll never surrender a single decent person to the god-botherers and rapists.
Yes please
Tbh Jesusland would also probably try to invade and annex large parts of Mexico for some (completely unnecessary) lebensraum