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But they did misinterpret it, did they not? Didn’t you say you were Chinese?
If so you should know that “getting licked” is the Chinese equivalent of “getting your ass kissed”. You wouldn’t be called sexist for saying you get your ass kissed.
… Is this a Poe’s Law scenario?
No, it is Cunningham’s law, demonstrated by you.