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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Mama mia

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Mama mia

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    I now want a community dedicated to…uh…dresses that…uh…yeild that appearance.

    Maybe something like c/MozzarellaBags?

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      Just c/Mozzarella - keep it subtle.

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        c/heeseadmirers

      • RedditRefugee69
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        Naw, because then you have that obnoxious /trees /marijuanaenthusiasts dynamic that makes everyone look like a ten year old.

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          It’s whimsical, Leland.

          Besides, I already wrote the tagline: “Come for the cheese, stay for the T’s”

          • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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            By my worthless opinion I decree that tagline awesome

            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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              Clearly your opinion is very worthful

              • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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                Why thank you

                I was talking more in the grand scheme of the universe (or something cool like that)

                • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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                  In the grand scheme of the universe, we are all equally worthless. It logically follows that all of our opinions matter equally!

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          Your username literally ends in 69. You have no high ground to stand on in a debate about obnoxious humor, lmao.

          • RedditRefugee69
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            I think one username is a little different from an entire community but you’re obviously welcome to feel differently, lmao.

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          Oh, have a little fun 😏

  • the_beber@lemm.ee
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    This feels like a Facebook post.

    • GiveMemes@jlai.lu
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      Because it is.

    • Sixty@sh.itjust.works
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      THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL’S JR. FUCK YOU, I’M EATING.

      Yeah I agree.

    • DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com
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      you guys and your facebooks. it’s not 2015 anymore.

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Would have been good if served with sauce.

    • dissentiate@programming.dev
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      Sauce delivered: https://namethatporn.com/pornstars/sanna-meira.html

      • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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        Yo what the fuck. Thats actually unbelievable. A myth, a legend if you will.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Nary a nipple to be seen.

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        I don’t think she’s a porn star.

        • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          It’s porn-adjacent.

    • Timmy_Jizz_Tits@lemmy.world
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      https://ohmybabes.com/sanna-meira

      No nudes but damn close. OF model

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    1000002452
    Since no one in here asking for SAUCE.
    1000002415

    • GrammarPolice@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      Following

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      Pasta sauce?

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Pappa pia

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      Baby’s got the diarrhoea

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        I love it when a plan comes together.

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      🤌

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Milk truk just arive

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    Do they regrow after harvesting, or are they discarded afterwards?

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    I like cheese, but I didn’t know I liked Mozzarella so much

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      deleted by creator

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    Totally thought the lady was wearing a ta-ta towels knockoff brand.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t know, does this count as stolen valor?

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    I love it and I hate it, that in so drawn to this.

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    mommy

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      Mama mia!

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        mommy sorry mommy

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    Never eating that again.

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      Never eating anything else again.

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