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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Feel the Joy

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Feel the Joy

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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    10 points for Gryffindor

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Stupid sexy Hermione… 😭

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    I’ll ask my wife… Hold on a minute.

    Yeah, she said no because we have some and home already.

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    Thumbs pointed the wrong way…

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      Nah bro you’re supposed to be standing behind her

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        Then the instructions should be on the back side right?

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          I’m sure more instructions await you on the back side 👀

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            This is starting to sound like a “Middle Out” brainstorming session.

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          how do you know they’re not?

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      🤲

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        The thumbs are right if she grabs her own boobs, but the instructions highly suggest for me to grab her boobs, which would have my hand prints mirrored (unless I grab from behind).

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    Office harassment suit bait

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      “you see what she was wearing?”

      “woah victim blaming”

      “but… but…”

      (note this is just a joke. obviously this is still not an excuse, as it can and should still be interpreted as a joke rather than an invitation to any mouthbreather to fondle her)

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        Its purple

        • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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          Oh… oka-- No! No! No!

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        On a more serious note, theres a site that showed all the clothes that rape victims were wearing. It was all average clothes. Wish i could remember the link, but i will never forget the images.

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          it’s sad that this even needs to be addressed but I guess it’s better to have it just to shut some idiots up. rape is about power, not attraction. certainly not provocation. not a single man would suddenly rape a person because he simply cannot resist. they do it because they’re the kind of person who would rape someone.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      At least the original post ended with:

      Please don’t bother her or flirt with her while she works

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    She is subjectively attractive! Bonus points for looking like that Harry Pottery girl.

    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Upvotes to the lef— wait wrong site

      … Or is it?

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    It’s like [email protected], but it’s a sweater…

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    That’s Nevaeh Petty of Celina 52 Truckstop employee of the month fame.

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      https://celina52.com/pages/about

      https://celina52.com/blogs/news/nevaeh-petty-is-november-employee-of-the-month

      This is unhinged in the best way.

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        Unfortunately their Facebook page is where the action is.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Somebody removed their watermark with AI

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This place can’t be real lmao.

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        It isn’t.

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    Cute

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    Has anyone figured out where to get this sweater? There’s like a million versions that are ugly af, but I can’t find this one! Thanks

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      ask them cos i couldnt find. might be custom version https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=977776934400913&id=100065058451295

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        What a weird company

        They also talk about piss jugs a lot. Must be trucker humor I don’t understand.

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          Strange choice to blur the hand

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            Well, what if children saw that h**d?!

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              Knowing how I was as a kid, I’d probably hope to grow up to be so lucky. Maybe I’d put in a job application there and hope I turned 18 sooner than later.

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          Yep. Piss jugs are a thing for truckers. Ain’t got time to stop to pee, you guys all expect your ordered shit to be across country in minutes after the order is placed.

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        I’ve spent 10 minutes trying to find out if the Celina 52 truck stop is real or not. It’s so bizarre, every post and every comment is just bizarre.

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          It’s a parody account. Many of the people in their posts including the girl in this picture (Neveah) also have their own accounts and will interact with each other as well as their followers

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    She’s so pretty.

  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈
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    I hope she’s not harassed because of her resemblance to a famous actress

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    Actually I would love to squeeze the Joy

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    Weird form of ID, but I guess if that’s how she wants me to remember her name…

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    deleted by creator

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    Well if that ain’t a phenotype.

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