alt account is Adrian Dittman
Why would he make a social media account under a fake name, instead of using his real name but make everyone think it’s an unverified parody account to say whatever he wants and never get suspected?
It’s not that bloody difficult.
Yes, however you see the issue here is that you have an IQ higher than room temperature water, and muskrat does not.
He couldn’t even invent a vaguely clever ploy. That fucking brainlet just took the resources available to him and assembled the most basic bitch plan ever, “Hur dur fake account, but add voice changer.” Further proof that Elon Musk is a fucking idiot who couldn’t invent his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yes. How very Ken of him.
Why would he want people to think hes a parody account? He didnt want to just say whatever, he wanted to influence public opinion in his favor. He used the alt account to try to boost his public reputation/give the appearance of organic support for his positions and opinions.
This kind of behavior is alarming. When this mFer crashes and burns he’s taking as many people with him as possible. Maybe even all of western civilization.
Makes you wonder what other stupid shit he’s up to that we don’t know of yet. Man is completely deranged and it would be sad if it wasn’t so dangerous.
The man is a freak. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s as depraved and sick as Epstein was.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/29/business/elon-musk-children-compound.html https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/31/business/jeffrey-epstein-eugenics.html
I mean, blocking Ukrainians from using Starlink at key moments at the request of Putin is surely a start.
Now that we know this one. Can we find him talking and answering himself?
Ooof that’s sad
I really can’t stop laughing at this
I was verbose when I saved this one.
Doesn’t he have enough money to just pay people to setup friendly accounts? I hate Musk’s ass, but if he wants to put me on his payroll to kiss his ass on the internet, I’m for sale. $200k/year and I will sing his praises far and wide.
He’ll get someone on an H1B Visa to do it for $45k
45k still double what I’m making ill do it fuck it
Or ~5 times my salary 🥲
Gotta love the brazilian real devaluation
Hell get someone for $45
…i hear that in south asia, twenty dollars is twenty dollars…
He’s got literally no humans or animals that like him irl. He already is paying people for this job. He bought Twitter to be his friend so he could spend all his free time on there which is a lot and it won’t look as weird since he owns it. Guys brain is more cooked than a nfl player with cte.
He bought Twitter because he wanted to pump the stock up, presumably so that he could dump his stock. The timeline is that Elon talked about taking Twitter private, paying 420$ per share, because 420 is the funny marijuana number. Twitter’s board then agreed to the buyout, since Elon’s offer was far more than what the company was actually worth. Elon tried to weasel out of the deal, but Twitter successfully sued him to force him into buying Twitter.
That’s not how taking Twitter private works… What are you 5?
Then how does it work? Enlighten me.
Except that’s what happened. Go home, Russian bot.
Haha I got a good laugh XD. But seriously though, I wouldn’t propagandize for that monster to set me up for life.
I shudder to imagine how much of yourself would erode over time, being a flattering mouthpiece for, and being bankrolled by, such an evil villain.
Personally, I’ll keep my struggles lol.
This hypothetical situation reminds me of some passages that have stuck with me for life:
“A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches.” (Proverbs 22:1)
““For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?" (Mark 8:36 NASB)
I shudder to imagine how much of yourself would erode over time, being a flattering mouthpiece for, and being bankrolled by, such an evil villain.
Are you familiar with the mouth of Sauron?
$200k a year could buy an entire army of bots and trolls. He doesn’t need to bother with paying individual people, when a company with borderline slave labor will do it en masse for a penny per post.
His ego is way too big for that so he needs to trick himself into strong enough cognitive dissonance and he gets that by buying people of indirectly. Tale as old as time.
I don’t think the guy has any friends, so no.
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He did it on the last bastion of free speech on the internet!
This guy’s autism is becoming palpable.
What has autism got to do with it? Sounds like you want to use what these days is considered a slur but don’t have the spine to do it.
I don’t know what you’re babbling about. What autism has to do with it is his public admission of Asperger’s. You thinking autism is a slur sounds like your issue, not mine.
Fine, I’ll do it. Elon Musk is retarded. Not autistic, though if he is on the spectrum that has nothing to do with it.
The guy is fucking slow. He’s the stupidest “smart” person. He may be brilliant at making money, but holy fuck does this guy hang out in the shallow end of the intellectual pool.
I’ve met birds with a better understanding of cause and effect.
Good at making money implies low morality not high intelligence and in fact iirc they’re oppositely correlated.
Good at stealing it. Making money sounds like he’s earned it somehow.
I like you. You can be easily manipulated.
True for most people, unfortunately </3
I suspected a few years ago when the Twitter purchase was going on. That when he was sued to carry out the purchase. That was when he decided he was going to use Twitter as a mechanism of his own personal information warfare.
Mask off cartoonishly evil person does cartoonishly evil things
Mods have been doing that shit since yahoo chat rooms
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Orly? Thought his alt account was ‘Leroy Jenkins’?
How sad
That is so profoundly pathetic. My mouth fell open.
The extreme psychological issues behind using an alt account to try and soothe his own ego about his obvious shortcomings as a father, are in dire need of professional help.
Elon needs a quality shrink and far, far fewer ketamine self-medicating sessions.
No doubt a lot of this is proving to himself something after having is own ‘terrible father’(according to him that is)
Oh you don’t need his word. Elon’s “current” stepmother was his step sister. His father at least is a pedophilic groomer. That’s just the tip of the ice berg too. That shitberg runs deep.
That she was four when she became Elon’s stepsister is the worst part for me. If she had been an adult, even a young adult, when she and Errol met after he married her mother, it would have been sketchy (breaking the divide by two plus fourteen rule) but not in pedo territory. To have multiple children (Elon’s half-siblings and also his step-nieces) with someone you raised as your own child since they were four… it’s beyond.
That would require self-reflection, which I’m not sure he’s familiar with.
He’s wanted his kids a lot closer, physically, after the Luigi incident. It makes sense he’s literally wearing one on his back. More surprising that he hasn’t strapped one to his front as well.
Edit: note his self praise here is from 12 months ago. Didn’t mean to be misleading.
Elon be like
GOP sniper laughing and pulling the trigger: “it’s not an abortion if they’re already born, libtard”
Gotta get those kids use to those school shootings earlier in life.
Why did this invoke “If the IRA can do it so can I” into my mind?
Imma take a random guess that this is from an Ennis written Punisher comic?
Waid’s “Insufferable” actually.
When you’re a father of twelve, but you still gotta topple democracy.
Is this real? If so, this is the saddest thing I’ve seen in a very long time.
The guy needs actual help. But bad luck for us: instead he’ll tear down American democracy.
What about this?
Every one of those kids is going to need so much therapy
Either that or patricidal catharsis.
at least they’ll be able to afford it
Some will, others will choose to reject him and lose out on all the money to avoid further traumatizion
Luigi went after the wrong guy.
The president of united states ladies and gentlemen.
I cringed out loud man what the fuck.
That’s so sad. Alexa play Despacito
So even his kid is calling him a monkey? Aren’t there child protective services?
One of his kids is transgender. Changed their surname because he’s such a shitty father.
But his narcissistic ego thinks he’s a great father. And apperently only him, because there sno one else there to say he is.
The reason he went into right wing politics was to rid the world of the woke mind virus that stole his daughter from him.
Not to say he wouldn’t have joined anyway in the future, but if there was a straw that broke the camels back, this was it.
You know people say the love for your child knows no boundaries? Well, I know Elon is only a few years older then me, but I say to him: “ok boomer, fuck you”. He’s just like my mom. Love knows no boundaries, as long as you fit into very specific extremily high expectations.
Because your kid doesn’t want to see you again and changes their surname, maybe you failed as a father? Maybe the fault lies with you, not with them? Maybe, when all of your kids complain about you being a bad dad, as well as your exes, not all of your kids and exes are wrong, but you are? Maybe, when your youngest kid calls you a fucking monkey, you’re a fucking monkey and should be ashamed AF… Or the entire world is wrong and you are right, because you’re a narcissistic psychopath so there’s no chance of you doing anything bad, ever.
Well said, but it’s worse.
He doesn’t even think the fault is with his daughter, he thinks the woke education system did this to her, and she wouldn’t be trans if it wasn’t for them.
Like, he’s denying who she is. It’s like the other side of conversion therapy, they converted her to trans, and she’s the victim.
Yeah I agree, allowing people to be who they are is disgusting. People should only be who I allow them to be, according to my standards. /s His daughter now is a victim of a society which allows her to be who she really is and not who Elon wants her to be. So society is to blame. “Because everyone should live by my standards, and if their standards are different, my standards will be better so they should change their standards.” What a dumb fuck. His daughter is only a victim of Elon. As well as maaaaany others, and many more in the near future.
That and Grimes getting in a relationship with Chelsea Manning.
That’s ‘narcissistic man outing the depths of his denial’ levels of sad.
Wow, this is actual degeneracy.
This is typical autism behavior where you expect immediate rewards for good behavior that has long term benefits, except he had the awareness to make a sock puppet account to give it to himself.
Not commenting on Musk, but here’s my advice to other people on the spectrum: allistic people don’t reward good behaviors immediately, sometimes they might not give any reward at all because they’re playing a completely different game. Reward yourself by giving yourself a personal and private treat for things you value, and don’t judge yourself based on others validation, or lack thereof. Set your own goals, live by your rules.
He actually named his kid X? The fuck
X AE A 12, apparently.
Not the first one with an X name.
I assume short for Xæ123v7β2
This reminds me of that joke by Chris Rock about how certain people are proud of not going to jail. Of course, staying out of jail is a good thing.
It’s the same thing, yeah, be a good father to your children.
Man, I grew up in a household where my parents celebrated that I didn’t join a gang. They flexed how their son wasn’t in jail to the other families.
Hood mentality.
That was literally part of Chris Rock’s skit:
I take care of my kids.
No shit _, you’re supposed to take care of your kids!
I’m obviously out of the loop. What happened?
https://lemm.ee/post/51079641/17150600
Adrian Dittmann, the one replying to Musk in this tweet, is apparently Musk’s alt account.
Oh God. How pathetic is it that you create and alt to play with yourself. That’s like getting mad at your imaginary friend for ghosting you.
Don’t blue check marks get paid based on their number of views cause of ads and “creator payout” stuff? Is this Musk’s side hustle lmao
Nah the blue check mark is quite random now that musk owns twitter
I haven’t heard a single peep of anyone getting paid by twitter since the first few checks went out. I don’t think he’s doing that anymore and it was always completely arbitrary who got paid (by which I mean it was only popular accounts that he liked).
Edit:
Screw that AI noise, here’s a better article
https://charlesjohnson.substack.com/p/how-elon-musks-twitter-alt-account
Oh my fucking god. I only mostly read his tweets and quotes, never really hearing Musk talk much, especially not in a “debate”. I didn’t realize how incredibly childish, arrogant, and downright moronic he was in an argument. All he does is talk over a well-articulated point before the person could finish it by insulting the other party and laughing dumbly at his own joke as if he had made some sort of zinger. And the very few times he doesn’t do that he uses blatant strawman arguments.
This is literally like a child yelling back “Oh yeah?Well, your face is stupid!” How the fuck is this person the richest person on Earth? He wouldn’t even be able to keep a fast food employee job.
Elon Musk is proof that being rich does not require competence, intelligence, or hard work. (Hint: it’s luck and having rich parents)
Having rich parents is part of the luck. What’s better than gambling with your vast fortune? Gambling with someone else’s vast fortune.
Actually, it also necessitates a minimal ability to play the sidelines, manipulate and trick people and a complete lack of morality to use those abilities. He didn’t found Tesla. He stole it from its original founders by placing people who were loyal to him on the board.
Our society is structured so that the rich fail upwards, and Elon is a huge failure so he floats the best.
Makes sense why he and trump get along.
“No puppet no puppet you’re the puppet”
He’s rich cuz daddy gave him starter funds and he got lucky investing in paypal (which he tried to name X).
Money can buy expensive voice modulation software, but it apparently can’t buy one’s way out of stupidity. Using the same speech patterns, grammar, inflection, and laugh… he really isn’t the brightest spark in the tesla coil, is he?
He never had the right to use the name Tesla, especially because Tesla was the underdog in electricity that was burned by the same capitalism he’s championing. He’s hired very smart people and then thinks that by hiring said people he’s on their level, classic capitalist mistake
I don’t know why, but I find it very funny that Elon is basically Edison and using Tesla’s name and also that there’s an underdog electric truck company named Edison motors that’s basically making a fully electric semi with an onboard motor specifically because the dude got fucked on a Tesla semi.
I think an Edison-like company appropriating Tesla’s name is peak Edison behavior.
I’m pretty sure they where named Tesla before Musk first invested in them.
Voice changer software is super cheap too
Using the same speech patterns, grammar, inflection, and laugh… he really isn’t the brightest spark in the tesla coil, is he?
To do otherwise would require the awareness that other people have different speech patterns. I’m surprised his narcissism let him think using a different name would influence people.
Welp, even with voice modulation “Adrian” sounds just like Elon. The speech patterns line up to the point I couldn’t much tell he was using voice mod at all.
Holy shit. Elon or not that guy is embarrassing to listen to.
He adds nothing of value to the conversation and just throws insults to deflect. The most cringe worthy, brain rot insults possible.
This country is fucked.
Just another data point that shows you don’t need to be smart to be rich.
I am well acquainted with tricking drug addicts. I’ve been to Phish concerts.
Glorious.
Guy reads like a huge asshole in his own right though.
Yeah, he’s citing Trump, talking about symbology and Baphomet armour, presenting half-baked arguments as if he has a video of Elon saying that was him. I mean, it probably was, but this reads like a conspiracy theory
Trolling someone to the point of emotional dysregulation is kind of a big hint to that end though.
For anyone who, like me, wasn’t going to play the clip at the above link, holy crap go do so. It’s incredibly comical.
Samesies. Wtf happened? Lol
You all do realize that xelon is just fucked in the head right? He is utterly fucking bonkers.
I was arguing with people online that he’s a piece of shit for years and kept getting downvoted by fanboys talking about him being Tony Stark.
This isn’t some look how smart I was comment, I just assumed he was a piece of shit because he was a billionaire and I assume every billionaire is a piece of shit unless an overwhelming amount of evidence is presented.
Moral of the story is, never worship celebrities and certainly never worship billionaires, unless they are fictional ie batman, then you can like them since it’s inconsequential.
I don’t think you need to have the stipulation for evidence about billionaires not being shit. I don’t think you can be a billionaire without being shit. If you have that much money and aren’t giving it away, you’re a bad person. That’s ignoring how you got it in the first place, which basically requires unfairly benefiting from others work without compensation, excluding inheritance.
I posted a long rant about this on Mastodon. I put timeouts on my posts, though, so you’ll have to take the short form.
If someone came up to you and gave you a million dollars that you have to spend on yourself in a single day, almost anybody could quite easily do it. Most people (perhaps all people?) have a little list in the back of their mind of what they’d like to buy as a dream that’s out of reach. For instance I’d buy a nice plot of land in B.C. and build a house on it. Or I’d get a large apartment in Wuhan and fill one room with bookshelves positively dripping with books.
Now in this thought exercise this person comes back and gives you a million dollars the next day. And the next. And the next. And the next. Each day you have to spend a million dollars on yourself. Not donate to charity, not buy things for your friends. You have to spend the whole million on yourself.
How long would it take you to run out of things you really need or want? Would you last a week? A month? Well to reach a billion dollars you’d have to do this EVERY DAY FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS. Day after day you’d be spending money on more and more bizarre things. A car? Hell, no! You’ve got ten of them about now. A home? God, another one!? That would be number seven. You’d have every valuable collectible you’d ever desired, and likely multiple copies of each. This spending a million dollars a day for that long would, if you’re sane, drive you literally crazy. There’s a very real chance you’d have a nervous breakdown.
A billionaire is the person for whom this isn’t enough.
There can be no amount of evidence that could make someone a good billionaire. They get that way by stealing the rightful wages of their workers, among other nefarious schemes.
It was a mix of the constant lying about Teslas future mixed with him reminding me of a rapist I know that fixed my perception of him.
Even Batman sucks, his existence is to protect the rich.
Explain? I know he takes out big name criminals who might be upset at the system, but they’re also fucking shit up.
Batman is a rich dude who loses his parents to crime. Instead of using his vast wealth to address the root causes of crime, he goes out at night in fancy dress and beats up poor folk.
Batman is the most reactionary of superheroes, arguably worse than Punisher, and that’s even before Mark Miller got his hands on him.
Is that really about protecting the Rich though?
Not helping the poor does not equal protecting the Rich.
He’s taking his vengeance out on criminals.
Nah. It’s propping up the system. That protects the riches.
I want to lock Musk and Chris-chan into a room together and see who out crazies the other first. Bonus points if the try to breed one another first.
He deserves a refund for that voice changer…
there’s no voice changer in this world, present or future, that can make up for his fucking stupid way of speaking. he’s such monumental goddamn idiot that he couldn’t realize his very recognizable mannerisms couldn’t be covered up by a voice changer. and then he proved even more stupid and exposed himself.
Well, there is, just not in real-time. You could have one that changes the speech patterns and could even change the words you use, but it’d have to be done at least with some noticeable latency.
I think he’ll be fine without a refund.
