• @[email protected]
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    57 days ago

    Trump wants flames painted on every car so that we all don’t unfairly point at Tesla cars engulfed in flames and call him out of that.

  • @[email protected]
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    36 days ago

    No worries, little did either of them realize those shit-boxes are now self-reporting; appearing right at your doorstep while ablaze.

  • katy ✨
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    47 days ago

    enjoy your skyrocketing insurance premiums tesla owners

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    868 days ago

    Correction: President Musk wants to stop Tesla having to report crashes and Vice President Trump of course has to come into line with President Musk’s policy.

  • FiveMacs
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    Tesla’s should be banned from being allowed to be on the roads then.

  • Monte
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    Fine, but from now on Trump has to travel exclusively by full self-driving teslas with FSD enabled at all times

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    358 days ago

    Muskrat has to work on his ventriloquism, he’s got his arm way up there, but I think I saw his lips move for this announcement.

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    So what I’m hearing here is that Cybertrucks should be vandalized indiscriminately en masse across the country as a form of protest.

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    238 days ago

    Elon will swear that it will continue to report crashes even though they don’t have to. And will proceed to not report anything.

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    Friends don’t let friends drive Teslas.

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    207 days ago

    Okay but then police and insurance can’t use the camera recordings to track down a perp who keys Teslas. It’s only fair.

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      This doesn’t hurt the oligarchs so it’s not equivalent. Not reporting crashes does help the oligarchs. For balance we need ot remove at least as much, to make the rest of us “whole” so to speak.